Contents
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Children Have Sticky Fingers and Ask Impertinent Questions
One:
In Which Our Heroine Displays a Clear Need for Professional Help
Two:
First Impressions Can Be Wrong, But Usually Aren’t
Three:
Ugliness and More Ugliness
Four:
Face-to-Face with Captain Hook
Five:
Jolly Roger
Six:
Wherein Jocelyn Receives a Rudimentary Education in Warfare
Seven:
Sometimes Fear Is the Most Effective Weapon
Eight:
Dancing Lessons
Nine:
A Taste of Adventure, Inspired by Ferdinand Magellan
Ten:
Consequences
Eleven:
The Neverland Comes to Finishing School
Twelve:
A Voice from Beyond the Horizon
Thirteen:
In Which Our Heroine Receives Her First Taste of Government Bureaucracy (and Does Not Care for It)
Fourteen:
Wherein Jocelyn Acquires a Dangerous New Pet
Fifteen:
The Neverland’s Finest
Sixteen:
High-Sea High Jinks
Seventeen:
In Which a Daring Rescue Does Not Occur
Eighteen:
Jack Is Disarmed
Nineteen:
A Long, Dark Night
Twenty:
Wherein We Meet Dirty Bob
Twenty-One:
Another Party, Considerably Less Festive than the First
Twenty-Two:
In Which Something Lost Is Found
Twenty-Three:
The Lost Boy
Twenty-Four:
Killing Time
Twenty-Five:
The Flying Dutchman
Twenty-Six:
Battling Calypso’s Nightmare
Twenty-Seven:
Drowning—Not as Much Fun as One Might Think
Twenty-Eight:
Wherein Jocelyn Meets Three Hideous Beauties
Twenty-Nine:
Hunter and Hunted
Thirty:
A Captive Audience with the King
Thirty-One:
Teaching Table Manners to Cannibals
Thirty-Two:
In Which Jocelyn Kills the Reptile
Thirty-Three:
Never Discount Advice Learned in Fairy Tales
Thirty-Four:
Choices
Thirty-Five:
The Killer of Fairies and Childhood Dreams
Thirty-Six:
Lost and Found
Thirty-Seven:
It Is Poor Manners to Play with Your Food
Thirty-Eight:
In Which Time Stops
Thirty-Nine:
“Oh, the Cockiness of Me!”
Forty:
Wherein the Narrator Feels Utterly Harassed
Glossary of Pirate Terms
Acknowledgments
Preview of
The Pirate Code
About the Author and Illustrator