Contents
Introduction • Lisa
I’m Not My Type • Francesca
Jumpy • Lisa
For Your Information • Lisa
Back to School • Francesca
We Have a Winner • Lisa
Judge Not, Lest Ye Be a Pain in the Ass • Lisa
City Mouse, Country Cat • Francesca
Baby Me • Lisa
The Real Me • Francesca
Task Master • Lisa
Old and New • Lisa
Bettor for Worse • Francesca
Geared Up! • Lisa
Mother Mary Gets Religion • Lisa
Howdy Neighbor • Francesca
Fight the Power • Lisa
The Truth Tastes Delicious • Lisa
Still Here, Kitty? • Francesca
Dr. Mother Mary • Lisa
I’m What’s Cooking • Lisa
Mother Mary • Lisa
Fear of Flying • Lisa
Love Without Rough Edges • Francesca
Mother Mary and Frank Sinatra • Lisa
Who Needs It? • Francesca
Rollin’ On • Lisa
We Knew You Wouldn’t Amount to Anything • Lisa
Hardball at the Gym • Francesca
Credit Where Credit Is Due • Lisa
Guilt Tripping at 65 MPH • Francesca
Hissy Fit Bit • Lisa
Can You Keep a Secret? • Francesca
My TV Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student • Lisa
Going, Going, Gonzo • Lisa
Here’s a Howdy Do • Francesca
In Search of Selfie • Lisa
This Is Your Dog on Drugs • Lisa
Working Out on Mount Olympus • Francesca
An App a Day • Lisa
I’m Spending My Granddog’s Inheritance • Lisa
The Rebound • Francesca
Birthday Present • Lisa
Rescue Me • Lisa
Rite of Train Passage • Francesca
Recycled • Lisa
Life Among the Ruins • Francesca
In It to Win It • Lisa
My Buddy • Lisa
Check, Please? • Francesca
;) • Lisa
It’s a Miracle! • Lisa
I Want What I Want • Lisa
The Mutual Fade-Out • Francesca
The Good Wife or the Dumb Wife? • Lisa
Troublemaker • Lisa
Seeing Ghosts • Francesca
Quarantine Me • Lisa
Keeping Abreast • Lisa
If I Were Beyoncé • Francesca
Hot Mama • Lisa
Princess Lisa • Lisa
Moist • Lisa
OK Freud • Francesca
Sweet Tooth • Lisa
You’re Just Some Appliance That I Used to Know • Lisa
Women’s Rights and Wrongs • Lisa
Hot or Not at the Gym • Francesca
Twisted Sister • Lisa
Good Grief • Lisa
Carbs of Peace • Francesca
Thru Flu • Lisa
Tread Lightly • Lisa
Hot Wheels • Francesca
The Second-Greatest Generation • Lisa
Cliff Diving • Francesca
Does This Beach Make Me Look Old? • Lisa
Other Nonfiction by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella