Contents

1. Title Page
2. Barmouth
3. Pot Luck
4. Broken Crockery
5. Oceans of Stories
6. Dirty Laundry
7. Happenstance
8. The Cherry Tree
9. Johnny Dangerously
10. Featherbed Lane
11. Smear Campaign
12. Pick Up Your Socks
13. The Land of Make Believe
14. Chuck and Di
15. Hoops
16. Prawn Cocktail
17. Love, Alvin and Ramona
18. Drive [in 17 meanings]
19. The Trees in the Wood
20. Fron
21. Abdul
22. Original sources
23. Ta, duck
24. About the author
25. Copyright