Contents
Title Page
Dedication
Prologue
1:
Columbian Blacktail
2:
Detective Inspector Willie Wortel
3:
Fanny Craddock remembered
4:
Theodore Chuffingsome-Smythe
5:
The Genetically Modified Food Sapiens Act 1955
6:
Bunny hops
7:
A pickled pear
8:
Add 4 chefs and a pinch of salt
9:
The Strawberry Strip Club
10:
Charles von Blimff
11:
Muscle sprout
12:
Oranges and Lemons
13:
Alexander Pine
14:
Musa Acuminata Humongous
15:
Too many cooks spoil the broth
16:
Mr Bramley’s apples
17:
In cabinet
18:
Psychometric Rhubarb
19:
Enter the KGB
20:
Sour grapes
21:
Anonymous letters and crank calls
22:
The KGB return
23:
Death by chocolate
24:
The dangers of oscillating fans
25:
Carbon Footprint
26:
Plum in one’s mouth
27:
Spit roast
28:
Mr Bramley’s exceedingly good confession
29:
AstraArms
30:
Withering Heights
31:
Summing up
Epilogue
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