Contents

Foreword by Felicity Evans

Preface

Chapter 1 Gratitude? I Think Not!

Chapter 2 So What the Devil is this PDA Malarkey Anyway?

Chapter 3 Mother and The Beast

Chapter 4 ‘School’

Chapter 4 A Brief, Yet Necessary, Digression

(and a half…)

Chapter 4 ‘School’

(resumed)

Chapter 5 ‘Pretending to Be Something I’m Not in Pursuit of Green, Rectangular Pieces of Paper’

Chapter 6 Coexisting with Other Living Things on a Blue and Green Speck of Dust Hurtling Through Space

Chapter 7 Inhale and Exhale

A Final Note from the Author’s Mother