Index

#CurseDavidCameron 398

#Gove2016 413

@AlexWattsEsq 414

@boycotthumans 39

@Brummiecris 414

@InvaderXan 414

@MJ_Boh_ 414

@Mr_Dave_Haslam 413

@PULPKetchup 413

@Pundamentalism 369

@RogerQuimbly 100

Abbey, Edward 326

Abbott, Tony 183, 184

Acheson, Dean 106

Adams, Clover 234

Adams, Henry 106

Adams, Joey 309

Adams, John Quincy 192

Addison, Joseph 258, 353, 354

Adenauer, Konrad 19

Adonis, Andrew, Lord 171

Aesop 207

Agee, James 301

Agnelli, Giovanni 320

Agnew, Spiro T. 87

Aitken, Jonathan 160

Alcieri, Tom 108

Alcott, Louisa May 355

Ali, Muhammad 328, 330

Allen, Fred 109, 220, 255, 278

Allen, Woody 9, 11, 24, 39, 113, 309, 340, 343, 380

Ambler, Eric 110

Ambrose, Stephen 356

Amery, Leo 134

Amis, Kingsley 119, 356, 383

Amis, Martin 282, 388

Anderson, Bruce 165, 168, 170

Anderson, Clive 164

Andrews, Julie 291

Angelou, Maya 387

Anger, Jane 353, 369

Anne, Princess 99

Appleby, Humphrey, Sir 111

Arabin, William 40, 75

Archer, William 307

Arendt, Hannah 118

Aristophanes 104

Aristotle 348

Armstrong, William 112

Arnold, Matthew 73, 87, 91, 233

Asquith, Cyril 271

Asquith, Herbert 133, 211

Asquith, Margot 133, 138, 210, 292, 373

Astor, Nancy 32, 104, 355, 379

Atkinson, Brooks 292

Atkinson, Rowan 33

Attlee, Clement 117, 178

Atwood, Margaret 240, 386

Auden, W.H. 208, 264

Austen, Jane 15, 73, 236, 376

Bacon, Francis 271

Baddiel, David 406

Baedeker 77

Bagehot, Walter 47, 93, 94, 128, 227

Bailey, Bill 167

Balabin, Victor de 250

Baldwin, Stanley 96, 132, 134, 221

Balfour, Arthur James 116, 136, 222

Balzac, Honoré de 249

Bankhead, Tallulah 291, 301, 303, 357

Banks, Tony 164

Baraka, Imamu Amiri 79

Barber, Lynn 339

Baring, Maurice 319

Barkley, Charles 327

Baroja, Pío 109

Barr, Roseanne 370

Barry, Dave 22, 329, 330

Barrymore, John 300

Baudelaire, Charles 351, 363

Bauer, Peter 319

Bax, Arnold 274, 278

Bayley, Stephen 267

Beard, Charles 64

Beaton, Cecil 294

Beckman, Martha 330

Beecham, Thomas 276, 277, 296

Beecher, Henry Ward 19

Beerbohm, Max 167, 261, 307, 354, 416

Beethoven, Ludwig van 273, 274

Behan, Brendan 56, 231

Bell, Alan 264

Benedict XVI, Pope 38

Benjamin, Judah 83

Benn, Hilary 131

Benn, Tony 169

Bennett, Alan 253, 284

Bennett, James Gordon 253, 284

Bentley, Eric 317

Beresford, Charles 95

Berlin, Irving 114

Berlioz, Hector 275

Berlusconi, Silvio 204

Bermant, Chaim 83

Bernard Shaw, George 14, 34, 44, 56, 88, 95, 115, 211, 220, 228, 275, 278, 90, 292, 305, 306, 363, 374

Bernstein, Al 319

Betjeman, John 71

Betts, Hannah 73

Bevan, Aneurin 105, 117, 119, 135, 138, 139, 140, 175

Bickerstaffe, Rodney 169

Bierce, Ambrose 207

Biffen, John 174

Bigot de Cornuel, Anne-Marie 370

Birch, Nigel 139

Bird, John 33

Birkenhead, Frederick, Lord 110

Birkett, Norman 315

Bismarck, Otto von 51

Black, Conrad 183

Blackwell, Simon 21

Blair, Cherie 173, 217

Blair, Tony 56, 164, 172

Blunt, James 284

Bogart, Humphrey 346

Bonaparte, Napoléon 48, 49, 50, 212, 349

Boren, James H. 112

Borge, Victor 382

Borges, Jorge Luis 17, 211, 335

Boswell, James 348

Botton, Alain de 231

Bowen, Elizabeth 245

Boy George 284, 340

Bradshaw, Peter 301

Brahms, Johannes 275

Brand, Jo 371

Brando, Marlon 294

Brandreth, Gyles 294

Brann, William Cowper 186

Branson, Richard 320

Brecht, Bertolt 268

Bremner, Rory 168

Breslin, Jimmy 219

Broderick, Helen 353

Brogan, Colm 136

Brogan, Jimmy 71

Brooker, Charlie 411

Brooks, Mel 17

Brooks, Rebekah 217

Brougham, Henry, Lord 316

Brown, Craig 344

Brown, Dan 230

Brown, Gordon 104, 172

Brown, Rita Mae 361

Browne, Coral 289

Bruce, Lenny 30

Brummell, George ‘Beau’ 95

Bruno, Frank 328

Bryson, Bill 54

Buckley, William F. 281

Bulmer-Thomas, Ivor 74

Burchill, Julie 16, 349, 380

Burgess, Anthony 76, 283

Burke, Edmund 91, 125

Burns, George 105, 382

Burns, Robert 232

Burroughs, John 405

Burton, Richard 289

Bush, Barbara 21

Bush, George W. 107, 197

Bushell, John 61

Butler, Joseph, Bishop 35

Butler, Samuel 19, 41, 370, 373

Butz, Earl 80

Byron, George Gordon, Lord 13, 126, 127, 257, 260, 261, 375

Caan, James 374

Cable, Vince 172

Caesar, Julius 44

Caine, Michael 294

Caligula 107

Calwell, Arthur 120

Câmara, Hélder 120

Cameron, David 165, 166, 172, 176

Campbell, Alastair 165, 174, 175, 232, 410

Campbell, Montgomery 35, 36

Camus, Albert 10, 13, 217

Capone, Al 65

Capote, Truman 8, 254

Carlin, George 10

Carlyle, Thomas 10

Caron de Beaumarchais, Pierre-Augustin 12

Carr, Simon 312

Carrington, Peter, Lord 159

Carter, Lillian 196

Cartland, Barbara 84, 170

Caruso, Enrico 276

Cary, Joyce 358

Catherine the Great 117

Catullus 391

Cecil, Jonathan 15

Chadwick, Henry 35

Chagall, Marc 266

Chamfort, Nicolas 362

Chancellor, Alexander 110

Chandler, Raymond 228, 247

Chanel, Coco 338

Channon, Henry 241

Charles II, King 94

Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor 33, 57

Charles, Lord Darling 321

Charles, Prince of Wales 270

Chekhov, Anton 309, 380

Chesterfield, Philip Dormer Stanhope, Lord 21, 257

Chesterton, G.K. 12, 43, 53, 216, 255, 307, 360

Chetwode, Hester, Lady 88

Chirac, Jacques 50

Cho, Margaret 117, 198

Christie, Bridget 179

Churchill, Randolph, Lord 127

Churchill, Winston 51, 67, 107, 132, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 179, 210, 214, 223, 270, 292

Cicero, Marcus Tullius 10, 44, 227

Cioran, Emil 19

Clare, Jason 183

Clark, Alan 367

Clarke, Arthur C. 222

Clarke, Charles 170

Clarke, John Cooper 91, 286

Clarke, Ken 412

Clarkson, Jeremy 57, 341

Cleaver, Eldridge 367

Cleese, John 379, 406

Clemenceau, Georges 51, 116

Clinton, Bill 197

Clinton, Hillary Rodham 199

Clooney, George 295, 338

Close, Chuck 271

Clough, Brian 332

Coates, Ta-Nehisi 193, 199

Cobbett, William 37, 229

Cohen, Nick 114

Colby, Frank More 101

Coleridge, Samuel Taylor 49, 93, 248

Coles, Richard 387

Collins, Philip 412

Compton-Burnett, I 383

Conkling, Roscoe 70

Connolly, Cyril 13, 216, 228, 231, 237, 369

Connor, William 368

Conrad, Joseph 16

Constable, John 260

Cook, Peter 8, 298, 299

Cooke, Alistair 53, 96

Cooper, Jilly 84, 312

Cooper, Tommy 345

Copland, Aaron 276

Cordes, Paul 29

Coren, Alan 35, 50, 62, 67

Coren, Giles 87, 241

Coslet, Bruce 327

Coward, Noël 76, 77, 137, 239, 254, 296, 300, 303

Cowper Powys, John 383

Cox, Kenyon 271

Cripps, Stafford, Sir 135

Crisp, Quentin 368, 386

Critchley, Julian 128, 161

Cromwell, Oliver 103, 122

Crosby, Bing 279

Crosley, Sloane 8

Crouch, Peter 333

Cryer, Barry 388

Cullinan, Daryll 325

Cummings, E. E.

Curtis, Tony 339, 379

Curzon, George Nathaniel, Lord 89, 132, 220

d’Ancona, Matthew 42

Dabi’Ibn al-harith al-Burjumi 381

Dalrymple, Theodore 338

Dante 111

Darrow, Clarence 23, 192, 382

Darwin, Charles 304

Davies, Gareth 331

Davis, Bette 290, 356

Davis, Sammy Jr 82

Davy, Humphrey 266

Dawkins, Richard 27

Day, Kevin 89

de Béthune, Maximilien, Duc de Sully 60

de Gaulle, Charles 50, 59, 104

de la Mare, Arthur, Sir 66

de la Rochefoucauld, Duc 19

de la Rochefoucauld, François 11

de Montaigne, Michel 25, 308, 370, 374

de Montesquieu, Charles-Louis de Secondat, Baron 24, 36

de Pompadour, Madame 65

de Rozmital, Leo 59

De Sica, Vittorio 41

Deacon, Michael 410, 411

Debussy, Claude 274

Dee, Jack 32

Denning, Alfred, Lord 178

Depew, Chauncey 185

Depp, Johnny 181

Deschamps, Eustache 46, 49

Desmond, Paul 359

Di’bil 392

Diana, Princess of Wales 99

Díaz, Porfirio 69

Dickens, Charles 94, 312

Dickinson, Emily Jane 297

Didion, Joan 78

Diller, Phyllis 75

Dirac, Paul 258

Disbrowe, Colonel 93

Disney, Walt 363

Disraeli, Benjamin 27, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 178, 227, 378

Dix, Dom Gregory 31

Djilas, Milovan 118

Dodd, Ken 382

Dole, Bob 193

Dorries, Nadine 408

Douglas, Michael 337

Douglas Home, Alec, Sir 157, 168, 325

Dowd, Maureen 198

Doyle, Arthur Conan, Sir 76

Drabble, Margaret 46

Drew, Elizabeth 77

Dreyfuss, Randy 289

Dryden, John 259, 377

Duncan Smith, Iain 410

Durocher, Leo 327

Dworkin, Andrea 346, 350

Dyer, Geoff 295

Dykstra, Clarence, Mrs 191

Eagleton, Terry 27

Easter, Nick 331

Ebert, Roger 284, 301

Eccles, John Dawson, Lord 48

Edwards, Bob 73

Einstein, Albert 10, 40

Eisenhower, Dwight D 193

Eliot, George 11, 12, 105, 236, 359

Eliot, T.S. 221, 235, 297, 304

Ellenborough, Lord 314

Ellis, Havelock 26, 214

Emerson, Ralph Waldo 20, 220, 260, 262

Emin, Tracey 71

Enlai, Zhou 121

Ephron, Nora 224, 310, 344, 360, 389

Epstein, Jacob 271

Ertz, Susan 13

Evans, Edith 237

Everett, Rupert 340

Fadiman, Clifton 343

Fairbairn, Nicholas 201

Farage, Nigel 113, 167

Farrar, John 228

Faulkland, Lucius Cary, Lord 178

Faulkner, William 236, 247

Ferguson, Alex 334

Ferguson, Euan 201

Feuchtwanger, Leon 82

Fey, Tina 297

Fields, W.C. 17, 293, 372

Fifield, A.J. 246

Finkelstein, Daniel 45

Fischer, Martin H. 328

Fisher, Carrie 337

Fitzalan, Amanda Malvina 231

Flaubert, Gustave 364

Flynn, Paul 168

Foot, Michael 131

Foote, Samuel 315

Ford, Gerald 193, 199

Ford, Harrison 254

Forster, E.M. 70

Forsyth, Elizabeth 304

Fox, George 402

France, Anatole 311

Francis, Martin 171

Francis, Russ 326

Franzen, Jonathan 230

Frayn, Michael 120

Freeman, Charles W. 206

French, Marilyn 348

Freud, Clement 64, 161, 372

Freud, Sigmund 15

Frontinus, Sextus Julius 69

Frost, David 298

Frost, Robert 19, 25, 103

Frostrup, Mariella 18

Fry, Stephen 341

Frye, David 196

Fuoss, Robert 109

Gabor, Zsa Zsa 352, 359, 374

Gaddafi, Colonel 212

Gainsbourg, Serge 364

Galaska, Ryan 302

Galbraith, John Kenneth 109, 224, 317, 320

Galifianakis, Zach 286

Gallagher, Noel 115, 284, 285

Gallico, Paul 52

Galloway, George 218, 219

Gandhi, Indira 102

Gandhi, Mahatma 214

Gardner, Ava 279, 340

Garner, John Nance 192

Gascoigne, Paul 68

Gasgoigne, Michael 164

Gates, Bill 65

Gates, Henry Louis, Jnr 54

Genet, Jean 17

George II, King 259

George III, King 54, 247

George V, King 77, 96

George VI, King 96

George, Dan 37

George, David Lloyd 83, 133, 136, 179, 208

George, Prince of Wales 374

Gervais, Ricky 28, 291

Gibbon, Edward 31

Gide, André 49

Gierach, John 329

Gilbert, John, III 319

Gilbert, Rhod 22

Gilbert, W.S. 293

Gill, AA 168, 197, 266, 298, 409

Gill, Brendan 291

Gillard, Julia 184

Gilman, Charlotte Perkins 75

Gladstone, Catherine, Mrs W.E. Gladstone 132

Gladstone, W.E. 20, 102, 128, 130

Gleiberman, Owen 294

Godwin, William 208

Goebbels, Joseph 137

Goldsmith, Oliver 245

Goldwyn, Sam 296, 318

Gonzales, Joe A. 302

Goodman, Arnold Abraham, Lord 45

Gore, Al 197

Gove, Michael 409

Grace, W.G. 323

Grant, Cary 388

Grant, Hugh 291

Grant, Lee 121

Gray, Muriel 63

Graziano, Rocky 328

Greacen, Robert 405

Greenfield, Josh 295

Greer, Germaine 365

Gregory, Dick 81

Gromyko, Andrei 44

Grove, Valerie 366

Guggenheim, Peggy 317

Gurdon, Hugo 164

Gyurcsány, Ferenc 100

Haber, Joyce 290, 291

Haddon, Mark 244

Hague, William 157

Hailsham, Douglas Hogg, Lord 29

Haldane, J.B.S. 25

Hale, Edward Everett 186

Hall, Peter 303

Hall, Rich 329

Halsey, Margaret 65

Hamilton, Alexander 185

Hamman, Hilton 103

Hammond, Percy 294

Hampton, Christopher 252

Haneda, Koji 406

Hanslick, Eduard 275

Hardie, James Keir 96

Harding, Gilbert 356

Hardy, Jeremy 30

Harmsworth, Alfred, Lord Northcliffe 179, 217

Harper’s Weekly 188

Harris, Frank 222, 306

Harris, Richard 344

Harris, Robert 407

Hartnell, Norman 355

Hastings, Scott 327

Hatherhill, Commander G.H. 379

Hayek, Friedrich 320

Hazlitt, William 10, 15, 63, 76, 254

Healey, Denis 158, 160, 171

Heaney, Seamus 19

Heath, Edward 158, 281

Heaton, Paul 387

Hecht, Ben 220, 235, 309

Heffer, Eric 102

Heffer, Simon 315

Heffernan, Bill 184

Heine, Heinrich 59, 378

Heller, Walter Wolfgang 318

Hellman, Lillian 340, 370

Hemingway, Ernest 227, 247

Hénin, Nicolas 212

Henley, Anthony 124

Hennessy, Peter 176

Henri IV, King 93

Henry VIII, King 378

Hepburn, Katharine 291

Heritage, Stuart 335

Heseltine, Michael 162

Hesse, Hermann 86

Hills, Adam 345

Hird, Thora, Dame 74

Hitchcock, Alfred 295

Hitchens, Christopher 35, 200, 218, 219, 388

Hitler, Adolf 82, 107, 109, 135

Hobbes, Thomas 14, 41, 254

Hodges, Dan 176, 412

Hoffer, Eric 106

Hoffmann, Max

Hoggart, Simon 172

Hohenheim, Theophrastus Bombastus von 231

Holiday, Billie 272

Hollander, John 253

Holloway, Ian 334

Holmes, Oliver Wendell 92

Holmes, Sherlock 85

Holzer, Jenny 19

Hoover, J. Edgar 194

Hope, Bob 319, 388

Hope Hawkins, Anthony 251

Hopkins, John 331

Horne Tooke, John 377

Housman, A.E. 232

Houston, Sam 16

Howard, Anthony 223

Howard, Geoffrey 73

Howard, John 64

Howe, Geoffrey, Sir 155

Howells, Kim 267

Howley, Frank L. 119

Hughes, Emmet John 192

Hughes, Howard 340

Hughes, Mervyn 324

Hugo, Victor 388

Hume, David 17, 28, 32

Hume, Paul 279

Humphries, Barry 164

Hunt, John 268

Hunt, Lamar 314

Hunter, Reginald D. 47

Huntingdon, Samuel 214

Hurren, Kenneth 293, 303

Hutchins, Robert M. 199, 309

Hutton, John 173

Huxley, Aldous 17, 120

Huxley, Julian 25

Huxley, T.H. 29

Hyde, Marina 323, 337, 410, 413

Iannucci, Armando 230

Ibn Ayas 313

Inge, William Ralph 26, 70

Ingham, Bernard 174

Ingrams, Richard 312

Iphicrates 84

Irving, Washingt7on 3

Israel, Lee 291

Jackson, Stewart 408

Jacobson, Howard 173

Jacoby, Joe 326

James I, King 257, 352

James, Clive 166, 263, 282, 287, 339

James, Henry 233, 234, 262

Jarrell, Randall 186

Jefferson, Thomas 223

Jenkins, Simon 20, 105, 111, 114, 163, 164, 215

Jenner, William E. 191

Jennings, Paul 252

Joan of Arc 206

Job 394

Johnson, Boris 74, 75, 167, 175, 410

Johnson, Frank 156, 265

Johnson, Lady Bird 194

Johnson, Lyndon B. 194, 195, 318

Johnson, Paul 365

Johnson, Rachel 411

Johnson, Samuel 62, 70, 211, 244, 245, 253, 257, 305, 313, 346, 351, 352, 370

Jones III, Bob 406

Jones, Milton 362

Joseph, Keith, Sir 107

Joseph, Michael 228

Joyce, Barnaby 181

Joyce, James 57, 218, 240, 330

Judt, Tony 48, 204

Juvenal 110

Kael, Pauline 339

Kafka, Franz 118

Kahlo, Frida 345

Kaiser Wilhelm II 59

Kamm, Oliver 99

Kant, Immanuel 110

Kardashian, Khloe 339

Kardashian, Kim 338

Karr, Alphonse 237

Kaufman, George S. 301

Kaufman, Gerald 169

Kay, John 387

Kay, Peter 286

Keane 333

Keane, Roy 333, 334

Keating, Paul 73, 181, 182, 183

Keillor, Garrison 389

Keith, Penelope 18

Kelleher, D.L. 73

Kelly, Grace 221

Kelly, Wayne 328

Kemp, Jack 193

Keneally, Thomas 63

Kennedy, Charles 16397

Kennedy, John F. 194

Kennedy, Nigel 278

Kennedy, Robert 105

Kermode, Mark 307

Kerr, Jean 312

Kettle, Martin 408

Keynes, John Maynard 133

Khan, Jemima 337

Khrushchev, Nikita 118, 119

King, Martin Luther 79

Kingsley, Charles 262

Kingsmill, Hugh 382

Kinnock, Neil 99, 116, 162

Kinsey, Michael 197

Kinsley, Michael 312

Kipling, Rudyard 359

Kissinger, Henry 57, 196, 197, 335, 337, 362

Klein, J.L. 273

Klemperer, Otto 272

Klepp, L.S. 252

Knausgård, Karl Ove 385

Knight, India 230

Knopf, Alfred A. 318

Knox, John 92

Knox, Ronald 12, 38, 381

Koch, Ed 405

Krauthammer, Charles 61

Kristofferson, Kris 113

Kubrick, Stanley 43

l’Enclos, Ninon de 353

Labouchere, Henry 127, 209

Ladman, Cathy 26

Laing, R.D. 310

Lamb, Charles 63, 261, 372

Lamb, Lady Caroline 261

Landor, Walter Savage 54, 87, 263

Landseer, Edwin Henry, Sir 266

Lardner, Ring, Jr. 185

Larkin, Philip 380, 381

Larson, Doug 49

Lasorda, Tommy 327

Laud, Derek 315

Laurie, Hugh 414

Law, Andrew Bonar 134

Lawley, Sue 326

Lawrence, D.H. 33, 40, 41, 51, 52, 63, 76, 86, 118, 239, 244, 246, 305

Lawrence, T.E. 241

Lawson, Dominic 16, 83

Layden, Frank 322

Layton, Irving 203

Leacock, Stephen 230

Leavis, F.R. 243

Lebowitz, Fran 72, 321, 322

Ledwidge, Bernard, Sir 68

Lee, Charles 192

Lee, Stewart 115, 167

Lehmann, Rosamond 369

Lehrer, Tom 197

Leighton, Frederic 270

LeMay, Curtis E. 207

Lemons, Abe 387

Lennon, John 281

Leno, Jay 322

Lerner, Alan Jay 60

Leslie, Ann 103, 254

Lette, Kathy 48

Letterman, David 197, 288

Levant, Oscar 292, 339

Levenson, Sam 381, 382

Lever, Leslie 102

Levin, Bernard 113, 156, 169

Levinson, L.L. 53

Lewis Glyn Cothi or Tudur Penllyn 55

Lewis-Smith, Victor 300, 310, 379

Lichfield, John 113

Lieberman, Joseph 198

Lillee, Dennis 324

Lilley, Peter 174

Lincoln, Abraham 81, 188, 189, 190

Lindsay, Kennedy 56

Lindsey, Jim 376

Lineker, Gary 332, 341

Littlejohn, Richard 98, 99, 225

Livingstone, Ken 159, 170

Lloyd, Harold 388

Lloyd George, David 83, 133, 136, 179, 208

Lloyd Jones, Jenkin 299

Lockhart, J.G. 253

Lodge, David 383

Lomberg, Alan 232

London, Jack 117

Long, Camilla 75, 167, 265, 408

Longworth, Alice Roosevelt 187

Lope de Vego y Carpio, Félix 265

Lorimer, James 237

Lowry, Malcolm 363

Luckman, Charles 52

Lucretius 27

Luther, Martin 91, 348

Macaulay, Thomas Babington 34, 41, 93, 229, 248, 249, 259, 261

Macdonald, Dwight 207

Macintyre, Ben 170

MacKenzie, Kelvin 225

Mackintosh, James, Sir 93

Macmillan, Harold 156

Madan, Geoffrey 115

Madonna 361

Madox Ford, Ford 252

Maher, Kevin 53

Mailer, Norman 188, 220, 224

Majewski, Eric 302

Major, John 162

Malcolm, Janet 219

Malone, M.W. 302

Maltin, Leonard 301

Mance, Henry 342

Mancroft, Lord 325

Mandelson, Peter 106

Manio, Jack de 253

Manley Hopkins, Gerard 258

Mann, Thomas 227

Mansfield, Katherine 244

Marie-Antoinette, Queen 87

Mark, Robert 311

Marlow, Tony 367

Marquis, Don 115

Marsh, Rod 324

Marshall-Andrews, Bob 173

Martial 391, 392

Martin, Ian 176

Martin, Steve 364

Martineau, Harriet 26

Martino, Antonio 67

Marvell, Andrew 67

Marx, Groucho 207, 259, 299, 325, 381

Marx, Jenny 120

Marx, Karl 26, 114, 120, 319

Mason, Jackie 380

Massow, Ivan 267

Matthews, Brander 229

Maugham, W. Somerset 20, 234, 235, 252, 362, 371, 385

Mauriac, François 57

Maxton, James 137

Maxwell, Robert 313

Mayer, Louis B. 241

Maynard, John 315

McAdoo, William 190

McCarthy, Eugene J. 102

McCarthy, Mary 51, 59, 251

McCartney, Jenny 116, 298

McEnroe, John 323

McKay, Peter 366

McKie, David 155

McKinney Hubbard, Frank 10

McKittrick Ros, Anna Margaret McLelland 231

McNulty Tony 179

Mead, Margaret 360

Medawar, P.B. 11

Medved, Harry 289

Melbourne, William Lamb, Lord 30, 36, 249

Melly, George 282

Mencken, H.L. 25, 33, 34, 40, 79, 107, 113, 190, 191, 201, 224, 356, 358

Mendès-France, Pierre 57

Meredith, Doug 12

Meredith, George 237

Merino, José Toribio 70

Merkel, Angela 204

Merman, Ethel 280

Metternich, Prince 203

Middleton, Christopher 18

Midler, Bette 339

Mikes, George 48, 60, 70

Millen, Matt 326

Miller, Arthur 23

Miller, Henry 229, 389

Miller, Jonathan 316

Millican, Sarah 354

Mills, David 319

Minaj, Nicki 283, 286

Minogue, Kenneth 121

Minter, Alan 329

Mitchell, Adrian 258

Mitchell, Austin 114, 179

Mitford, Mary Russell 236

Mitford, Nancy 86

Mitterrand, François 160

Mo, Timothy 345

Moggach, Deborah 361

Molière 309

Monroe, Marilyn 360

Montague, C.E. 207

Montaigne, Michel de 25, 308, 370, 374

Montgomery, Viscount 368

Mooney, Paul 81

Moore, George 233, 234, 306

Moore, Lorrie 9

Moore, Thomas 126

Moran, Caitlin 411

Moravia, Alberto 253

Morgan, Elaine 367

Morgn, Piers 47, 225, 341

Morley, Sheridan 280

Morrissey 285

Mortimer, John 344

Moses 395

Mother Teresa 217

Mountbatten, Louis, Earl 84

Mourinho, José 335

Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus 26

Mugabe, Robert 172

Muggeridge, Kitty 298

Muggeridge, Malcolm 42, 47, 155, 163, 251

Muggins, Peter 188

Muldoon, Robert 63

Murphy, Maureen 106

Murray, Bill 202

Murray, R.C. 284

Mussolini, Benito 109

Nabokov, Vladimir 237, 238, 310

Nash, Ogden 25, 355, 386

Nashe, Thomas 226

Nathan, George Jean 302

Nation, Carry 359

Naughton, John 78

Navratilova, Martina 324, 326

Needham, Richard 160

Neel, Alice 320

Neil, Andrew 23

Newhart, Bob 280

Newman, Alfred E. 344

Nicolson, Harold 96, 209

Nietzsche, Friedrich 32, 61, 229, 251, 257, 347, 350, 363, 370

Nightingale, Florence 308, 310, 366

Nixon, Richard 54, 221

Norris, Steven 170

Novak, Ralph 283

O’Brien, Conor Cruise 162

O’Carroll, Lisa 412

O’Casey, Seán 264

O’Connell, Daniel 128

O’Connor, Flannery 250

O’Doherty, Ian 330

O’Faolain, Sean 357

O’Neil, Paul 329

O’Rourke, P.J. 42, 52, 195, 199, 330, 344, 346

Obama, Barack 202

Onassis, Aristotle 374

Orton, Joe 268, 357

Orwell, George 35, 64, 115, 134, 237, 264, 317, 335

Osborne, John 296, 307, 357, 389

Ovid 358, 395

Ozersky, Josh 344

Paddleford, Clementine 67

Paget, Reginald 157

Paine, Thomas 90, 125

Paisley, Ian 161

Pankhurst, Emmeline 101

Parker, Charles 377

Parker, Dorothy 93, 191, 250, 288, 294, 352, 357, 358, 363

Parkinson, Cyril Northcote 106

Parsons, Louella 340

Parton, Dolly 380

Pascal, Blaise 14

Pasquale, Joe 21

Paterno, Joe 326

Patten, John 232

Paul Read, Piers 368

pauljolly65 302

Pavese, Cesare 13

Paxman, Jere194my 64, 169

Peacock, Thomas Love 46

Pearce, Edward 98, 158, 164

Pearsall Smith, Logan 228

Pearson, Allison 222

Pegler, Westbrook 96

Penn, Sean 72

Penn, William 383

Pep, Willie 329

Pepys, Samuel 55

Percy, Charles 194

Perry, Grayson 268

Peter, Laurence J. 318

Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Prince 86, 99, 280

Philips, Emo 328

Philips, Trevor 99

Phillips, H.I. 109

Phocion 103

Picasso, Mrs 271

Picasso, Pablo 12, 25, 389

Pinochet, General Augusto 209

Pinsent, Roger 69

Pitt, William 124

Plank, Doug 326

Plath, Sylvia 361

Plessis, Armand-Emmanuel du 357

Plutarch 393

Poehler, Amy 346

Polito, Rick 302

Pomerleau, Donald 351

Pope, Alexander 259

Pope Clement 398

Popper, Karl 41

Potter, Robert 229

Pound, Ezra 235, 255

Powell, Anthony 13

Powell, Enoch 21, 139, 221, 387

Powell, Jonathan 173

Power, General Thomas 209

Pratchett, Terry 11, 18

Preminger, Otto 339

Prescott, John 171, 174

Preston, Peter 230

Priestley, J.B. 24, 30, 242, 243, 372

Prince 283

Proust, Marcel 9

Prynne, William 299

Pugh, Emerson 310

Purdum, Todd 196

Putin, Vladimir 252

Queen Alexandra 378

Queen Elizabeth I 92, 272

Queen Elizabeth II 74, 318

Queen Victoria 60, 132, 305, 366

Queen Wilhelmina 207

Queenan, Joe 278, 280

Quinton, John 109

Rabutin-Chantal, Marie de 354

Rajneesh, Bhagwan Shree 38

Raleigh, Walter, Sir 21

Raleigh, Walter Alexander, Sir 56

Randolph, John 101, 186

Rayner, Ray 205

Reade, W.W. 65

Reagan, Nancy 196

Reagan, Ronald 112

Redknapp, Harry 334

Reed, Thomas 200

Renoir, Pierre-Auguste 267

Reynolds, Joshua, Sir 11

Rice, Tim, Sir 303

Rich, Frank 303

Richardson, Miranda 294

Richardson, Vic 323

Rifkind, Hugo 113

Riqueti, Honoré Gabriel 206

Rivarol, Antoine de 257

Rivers, Joan 281, 289, 290, 294, 338, 341

Roberts, Alice 8

Robertson, Robert 343

Robinson, Robert 254

Rock, Chris 287

Rogaly, Joe 112

Rogers, Will 59, 112, 211

Roosevelt, Eleanor 29

Roosevelt, Franklin D. 117

Roosevelt, Theodore 191

Rossini, Gioachino 273

Roth, Philip 389

Rudd, Amber 407

Rudin, Stanley 64

Rudner, Rita 360, 373

Rumbold, Anthony, Sir 58, 65

Rundgren, Todd 281

Runyon, Damon 251

Rushdie, Salman 234

Rusk, Dean 202

Ruskin, John 260, 353

Russell, Bertrand 11, 14, 108, 208, 245

Russell, John, Sir 69

Sackville-West, Vita 27

Safire, William 199

Sai’d 83

Sainsbury, Tim 179

Sakharov, Andrei Dimitrievich 28

Saki 69, 84

Salinger, J. D. 18

Salisbury, Lord 14, 85, 103, 116, 118, 132, 224

Salmond, Alex 175

Sambora, Richie 373

Samuelson, Paul 318

Samuelson, Robert J. 409

Sarkozy, Nicolas 108

Sartre, Jean-Paul 15, 332

Sassoon, Siegfried 208

Sassoon, Victor 82

Satie, Erik 274

Scargill, Arthur 165

Scheider, Louis 274

Schopenhauer, Arthur 43

Schumer, Amy 338, 345

Schwarzkopf, H. Norman, III 209

Scott, C.P. 297

Scruton, Roger 17

Searle, Adrian 267

Secchia, Peter 67

Sedaris, David 51

Sedley, Charles, Sir 403

Seinfeld, Jerry 223, 384

Seitz, Raymond 85

Selden, John 29

Self, Will 175

Seneca 386

Sentamu, John 31

Serafinowicz, Peter 340

Sewell, Brian 383

Seymour, William Kean, Lord 180

Shakespeare, William 49, 309, 311, 358, 362, 365, 379, 402

Shankly, Bill 335

Shaw, George Bernard 14, 34, 44, 56, 88, 95, 115, 211, 220, 228, 275, 278, 290, 292, 305, 306, 363, 374

Shaw-Lefevre, Charles 170

Shear, Marie 349

Shelley, Percy Bysshe 38, 126

Sheridan, General Philip 78

Sheridan, Richard Brinsley 124

Sheridan, Tom 125

Shinwell, Emanuel 116

Sidibe, Gabourey 338

Sidney, Philip, Sir 48

Sigismund 392

Simmons, Matthew 334

Simon, John 289, 290

Simpson, Homer 10

Sinatra, Frank 346, 380

Sitwell, Edith 239, 243, 270

Skrabanek, Petr 8

Sloan, Jerry 328

Smart, Christopher 258

Smith, Adam 317

Smith, F.E. 88, 137, 314

Smith, Linda 72, 98

Smith, Sydney 32, 60, 61, 74, 249, 293, 313, 316, 364, 376, 378

Smith, Welton 404

Smuts, Jan 136

Soames, Nicholas 179, 407

Socrates 108

Solanas, Valerie 349, 361

Solon 313

Somerset Maugham, W. 20, 234, 235, 252, 362, 371, 385

Somoza, Anastasio 205

Sontag, Susan 81

Sophocles 356

Soubry, Anna 166

Southey, Robert 404

Southwell, Charles 38

Spark, Muriel 349

St John-Stevas, Norman 161

Stalin, Joseph 119, 209

Stanley, Thomas, Lord 102

Stanwyck, Barbara 339

Starkey, David 20

Steel, Mark 336

Stein, Gertrude 246

Steinbeck, John 329

Steinem, Gloria 377

Stelzer, Irwin 318

Stephen, James Kenneth 263

Stevenson, Adlai 195, 222

Stevenson, Melford, Mr Justice 72, 74

Stevenson, Robert Louis 87, 187, 372

Steyn, Mark 196, 281

Stinnett, Caskie 112

Stocks, Mary 24

Stone, Sharon 358

Stoppard, Tom 20, 218, 241, 267, 269, 311

Strachey, Lytton 243

Stravinsky, Igor 274, 275

Styles, John 261

Suárez, Luis 333

Summers, Lawrence 40

Susskind, David 288

Swift, Jonathan 91, 213, 259, 350

Swift, Taylor 283

Syme, Ronald 100

Taft, William Howard 185

Taleb, Nassim Nicholas 320

Talleyrand, Charles, Prince de 50, 110, 357, 389

Tan-Sun, Chen 65

Tay, Microsoft bot 80

Taylor, A.J.P. 106, 133, 135, 244

Taylor, Elizabeth 18

Taylor Parker, Henry 272

Tchaikovsky, Pyotr 275

Tebbit, Norman 104

Tedder, J.D. 34

Templeton Strong, George 275

Tennyson, Alfred Lord 233, 258, 263, 264

Thabit, Hassan Ibn 392

Thackeray, William 260

Thatcher, Margaret 111, 121, 159, 160, 161, 162, 385

Theroux, Paul 60, 286

Thomas, Dylan 55, 244, 305, 345

Thomas, Gwyn 56

Thomas, Irene 378

Thomas, Lowell 241

Thompson, E.P. 203

Thompson, Hunter S. 195, 217

Thoreau, Henry David 168, 385

Thorpe, Jeremy 156

Thurber, James 299, 359

Titian 268

Tolstoy, Leo 20, 38, 304

Toscanini, Arturo 277

Toynbee, Arnold 53

Treneman, Ann 101, 300, 408

Trollope, Anthony 108, 238

Trollope, Frances 303

Trotsky, Leon 119

Trudeau, Pierre 65, 203

Trueman, Fred 323

Truman, Harry S. 192, 195, 279

Trump, Donald 200, 201, 210

Trumpington, Jean, Baroness 180

Turner, Janice 30

Tusk, Donald 409

Twain, Mark 16, 22, 50, 57, 78, 85, 186, 214, 218, 235, 269, 270, 343

Tynan, Kenneth 231, 279, 289, 295, 342

Updike, John 52, 373

Ustinov, Peter 266

Van Doren, Mamie 357

Van Morrison, George, Sir 15

Van Wyck Brooks 262

Vanstone, W.H. 31

Vaughan, Bill 72, 386

Vaughan, Janet, Dame 158

Vaughan Williams, Ralph 276

Veeck, Bill 327

Vidal, Gore 9, 171, 196, 199, 200, 271, 368

Viner, Brian 296

Vizinczey, Stephen 21

Voltaire 26, 28, 38, 304, 308, 374

von Bismarck, Otto 51, 312

von Goethe, Johann Wolfgang 45

von Treitschke, Heinrich 45

Vonnegut, Kurt 75, 103, 252

Wagner, Richard 273

Wakeham, John, Lord 159

Walden, George 45

Walker, Alexander 293

Walpole, Horace 49, 77, 257, 304

Walsh, Louis 286

Warren, Earl 216

Warsi, Sayeeda 407

Waterhouse, Keith 21, 77

Watkins, Alan 172

Watson, Joe 302

Watt, James 80

Watterson, Bill 18

Waugh, Auberon 101, 106, 111, 265, 287

Waugh, Evelyn 55, 89, 138, 216, 251, 307

Waugh, Mark 324

Wayne, John 11

Webster, Daniel 358

Weldon, Fay 382

Welles, Orson 62, 88, 300

Wellington, Arthur Wellesley, Duke 37, 105, 159, 209

Wells, H.G. 46, 95, 234, 238

Wentworth, Peter 92

West, Kanye 198, 286

West, Mae 340, 356, 382

West, Rebecca 44, 350

Weston, General 210

Wharton, Edith 267

Wheeler, Hugh 377

Whistler, James 269

White, E.B. 177, 238

White, Theodore H. 194

Whitehall, Jack 381

Whitelaw, William 157

Whitman, Walt 187

Whitton, Charlotte 359

Wholey, Dennis 9

Widdecombe, Ann 165

Wilde, Oscar 13, 45, 52, 117, 222, 233, 238, 258, 263, 268, 270, 300, 306, 331, 343, 379

Wilder, Billy 282, 297

Wilding, Michael 295

Wilkes, John 94, 315

William, Duke of Gloucester, later George III 247

Williams, Edward Bennet 105

Williams, Robin 330, 346

Williams, Tennessee 9, 43, 310

Willie, Groundsman 50

Willkie, Wendell 108

Wilmot, John, Earl of Rochester 94

Wilson, E.O. 120

Wilson, Earl 300

Wilson, Edmund 239

Wilson, Harold 158

Wilson, Woodrow 191, 325

Winchell, Walter 299

Wodehouse, P.G. 20, 62, 331, 354, 384

Wolf, Martin 201

Wolfe, Humbert 220

Wolfe, Tom 103

Wolfowitz, Paul 212

Wood, Dudley 56

Wooldridge, Ian 323

Woolf, Virginia 238, 239, 242, 304, 350, 360, 369, 385

Woollcott, Alexander 47, 29

Worsthorne, Peregrine 225

Wortham, Hugo 226

Wright, Paul, Sir 62

Wright, Peter 127

Wright, Steven 311

Wyndham Lewis, Percy 246, 247, 264

Yeats, W.B. 264, 351

Yeltsin, Boris 118, 204

Yoko Ono 355

Young, Hugo 156, 163

Youngman, Henry 374

Yutang, Lin 44

Zangwill, Israel 305

Zappa, Frank 226