Table of Contents

Life Without a Field Guide

Funny You Should Ask

Does The Marriage Bed of Satan Have A Memory Foam Mattress?

Help! I'm Stuck in First Grade and I Can't Get Out

Yikes! It's the End-Times. Again!

Unschooling Through the Instamatic Flu

But Is It Art?

Unschooling Who?

Language Lessons

Another List

Sex Ed - Coming to a Restaurant Near You

What I Know That I Don't Know, You Know?

Time's A-Wastin’

Don't Know Much About Mad Scientists

Dress Codes, Just for Laughs

We Got Rhythm

Pathology

Mercury Isn't Retrograde; It's On the Floor Next To the Bed

A Conditional Situation

He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Tomato Plant

Life Styles

Metaphysics and Smoke Alarms

Moving On and On

Four Years Old, Literally

Piggly Bank

Where Have All the Floozies Gone?

Writing About What You Know

Middle Aged in the Middle Ages

A Summer’s Night in Maine

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Head Banging as Therapy

Is Death by Arachnophobia Insecticide?

The Fabric of our Family Life is More Like a Crazy Quilt

Eat Your Letters

Anger Management

Seeing Things, Hearing Things and Crouching Like Groucho

Where’s the Fire?