Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Map
The Mostly Silent Monastery
Clunk
The Friendship Factory
Mr. Spim’s Splendid Sponges
Unfinished Business in Virginia
Nine Hundred Cows and Counting
The Wayward Dogs of Kentucky
The Cannibal Takes Off
Slowing Down for a Bite in Illinois
Pigs on Parade in Missouri
Paradise Pies
A Bicycle without Wheels
Midway to Nowhere
The Wheels of Fortune Spin in Kansas
On Top of the World in Colorado
To Catch a Thief in Utah
No Override for the Missile Launch
The Loneliest Road
The Best of Luck in Nevada
Calamity
Say Something Nice in California
The Blessing of the Bicycles
No Zebras, No Noses
Author’s Note
Acknowledgments