CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

The Battle of Trenton

ONE

Mr. Grasso’s Neighborhood

TWO

How to Be a Wall Street Prophet

THREE

The Best Analysts Money Can Buy

FOUR

Dialing the Globe for Dollars

FIVE

The Ghost of Mutual Funds Past

SIX

Happiness Is a Warm Fund Manager

SEVEN

Mutual Funds Aren’t Bullies

EIGHT

Mutual Fund Payback Time—Not

NINE

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane…It’s Superinvestor!

TEN

Hedge Funds: The Birth of a Notion

ELEVEN

How to Stuff a Wild Hedge Fund

TWELVE

The Money Floats In—From Your Wallet

THIRTEEN

Bear in the Woods

FOURTEEN

The Answer: Freed-up Markets

FIFTEEN

Clueless in Microcapland

SIXTEEN

The Holistic Approach to Corporate Crime

SEVENTEEN

The Baloney Blitzkrieg

EIGHTEEN

Fighting Back

NINETEEN

An Outbreak of Informational Bacteria

TWENTY

The Gunfight at ZiaSun Corral

TWENTY-ONE

Turning On the Lights at Yale

EPILOGUE

The Second Battle of Trenton

NOTES

INDEX