Contents
1 How do you tell the difference between a shlemiel and a shlimazel?
12 How do you tell the difference between one Jew and another Jew?
16 How do you tell the difference between a Jew and a Gentile?
22 How do you tell the difference between a Jewish person and a comedian?
28 How do you tell the difference between a Jew and a parrot?
39 How do you tell the difference between a Jew and an anti-Semite?
43 How do you tell the difference between joking and not joking?
50 How do you tell the difference between a blessing and a curse?
55 How do you tell the difference between a good deal and a bad deal?
62 How do you tell the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
66 How do you tell the difference between morality and neurosis?
71 How do you tell the difference between a Jewish woman and a shiksa?
84 How do you tell the difference between a Jewish mother and a Jewish mother-in-law?
99 How do you tell the difference between a male Jewish comedian and a female Jewish comedian?
105 How do you tell the difference between a king and a beggar?
111 How do you tell the difference between Jews and Israelis?
120 How do you tell the difference between life and death?
126 How do you tell the difference between the Trinity and the Almighty?
134 How do you tell the difference between man and God?
141 How do you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?
147 How do you tell the difference between comedy and theology?
152 How do you tell the difference between Jewish and Goyish?
157 How do you tell the difference between sporting and joking?