Contents

CHAPTER 1:

A Call to Inaction

CHAPTER 2:

Your Child Is Uniquely Unoriginal

CHAPTER 3:

You Won’t Make a Difference

CHAPTER 4:

Fending Off the Mob

CHAPTER 5:

The Wrong Time to Have a Kid

CHAPTER 6:

Subtraction by Multiplication

CHAPTER 7:

Space Not to Kill Each Other

CHAPTER 8:

Take a Picture—It’ll Last Longer

CHAPTER 9:

Their Eyes Only

CHAPTER 10:

Schooled

CHAPTER 11:

Benched

CHAPTER 12:

Imperfect Attendance

CHAPTER 13:

Screened Out

CHAPTER 14:

Rules Are Rules (Unless They’re Hard to Enforce)

CHAPTER 15:

Food Fight

CHAPTER 16:

Dressing Your Child for Survival

CHAPTER 17:

Early Endings

CHAPTER 18:

Making Up History

CHAPTER 19:

The Point of No Return

Acknowledgments

About the Author