CONTENTS

TITLE PAGE

DEDICATION

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

FOREWORD

INTRODUCTION

CENSORED!

WHAT A WAY TO GO!

TRY THIS FOR THIGHS

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS ENEMAS?

FRIENDS, ROMANS … BAAAARF

UNDERNEATH THE ARCHES

BROTHELS AND BATHS

MISOGYNISTS

ANIMAL LOVERS

REAL PERVERTS

BOOZE

‘I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN…’

WIND-BREAKS — OR GONE WITH THE WIND

MALE BITS AND HOW TO USE THEM

FEMALE BITS AND HOW TO USE THEM

NUMBER ONES AND NUMBER TWOS

AMATEUR PROS

ATTITUDES TO SEX

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

THE SHORT, THE TALL AND THE UGLY

LOOSE WOMEN

LECHERS

CESSPITS AND LATRINES

GRAFFITI

UNDERPANTS

PHILTRE TIPS

UNDER DOCTOR’S ORDURES

A FINAL NOSEGAY

VENI, VD, VICI

REFERENCES

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