CONTENTS
TITLE PAGE
DEDICATION
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
FOREWORD
INTRODUCTION
CENSORED!
WHAT A WAY TO GO!
TRY THIS FOR THIGHS
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS ENEMAS?
FRIENDS, ROMANS … BAAAARF
UNDERNEATH THE ARCHES
BROTHELS AND BATHS
MISOGYNISTS
ANIMAL LOVERS
REAL PERVERTS
BOOZE
‘I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN…’
WIND-BREAKS — OR GONE WITH THE WIND
MALE BITS AND HOW TO USE THEM
FEMALE BITS AND HOW TO USE THEM
NUMBER ONES AND NUMBER TWOS
AMATEUR PROS
ATTITUDES TO SEX
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
THE SHORT, THE TALL AND THE UGLY
LOOSE WOMEN
LECHERS
CESSPITS AND LATRINES
GRAFFITI
UNDERPANTS
PHILTRE TIPS
UNDER DOCTOR’S ORDURES
A FINAL NOSEGAY
VENI, VD, VICI
REFERENCES
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