Dedication
Epigraph
Introduction
Act I >
1 \ back at twttr
2 \ #StayWoke
3 \ “This is actually me”
4 \ OneTeam
5 \ An Invasion
6 \ A Polynesian Vacation
7 \ Resource Plan
8 \ Parag
9 \ Bluesky
10 \ Twitter in Trouble
11 \ Musk’s Shopping Spree
12 \ An Offer
13 \ Poison Pill
Act II > >
14 \ “Bring the cattle”
15 \ Parag’s Last Stand
16 \ Just Say Yes
17 \ Golden, Golden
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19 \ Bots and Horses
20 \ Sun Valley
21 \ Court of Chancery
22 \ “Sorry I didn’t get your special”
23 \ Mudge
24 \ An Accelerant to X
25 \ “Not owned by a fucking moron”
26 \ Let That Sink In
27 \ Trick or Tweet
28 \ “The bird is freed”
Act III > > >
29 \ Code Reviews
30 \ Lords and Peasants
31 \ “Educate me”
32 \ A Blue Heart
33 \ The Snap
34 \ The Aftermath
35 \ Verified or Not
36 \ Elections
37 \ Zombie Attack
38 \ Fired for Shitposting
39 \ Zero-Based Budgeting
40 \ “I’m Rich, Bitch!”
41 \ Self-Doubt
42 \ Red Pilled
43 \ Endorsements
44 \ Linda
45 \ Tell It to Earth
Epilogue
Photographs
Acknowledgments
Note on Reporting
Notes
Image Credits
Index
About the Authors
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