Contents
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Title Page
About the Author
Also by Nicola Barker
Dedication
Epigraph
1. GO, LOCAL SPORTS TEAM, GO!
2. EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A TYPO, THE ERRORISTS WIN
3. ASK ME ABOUT MY VOW OF SILENCE
4. CAT HAIR IS LONELY PEOPLE GLITTER
5. SORRY I’M LATE, BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO COME
6. I RUN WITH SCISSORS
7. IF YOU BELIEVE IN TELEKINESIS, PLEASE RAISE MY HAND
7. (REVISED) IF YOU BELIEVE IN TELEKINESIS, PLEASE RAISE MY HAND
8. LET’S EAT GRANDMA. LET’S EAT, GRANDMA. COMMAS SAVE LIVES.
9. PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!
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