Contents

Dedication

1. The right to wear clothes!

2. Sailing, anyone?

3. She should be a lawyer

4. Twin vs twin

5. A little rash

6. Spots and squares

7. Learning difficulties

8. Position vacant

9. Ducks come in handy

10. Jaws? Beak!

11. This ain’t sweet

12. Oh, great. It’s Dr Abby

13. The Chaz Show!

14. This chapter is inappropriate!

15. Funny Kid, you’re on!

16. Run, Daddy! Run!

17. To the craft cupboard!

18. Oh

19. Say what now?

20. From bad to maths

21. Isn’t that the neighbour’s?

22. Gulp

23. Me vs Abby!

An Excerpt from The Odds

Chapter One: The Odds arrive uninvited

About the Author

Also by Matt Stanton

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