Contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Introduction
  6. The Fugitive Is The Only Good Movie
  7. Shit, Actually
  8. On Marriage
  9. Dude, You Gotta Stop Listening to Your Mom
  10. Literally a Bird’s Diary
  11. Harry Plot Hole
  12. Big Boy Freaky Friday
  13. Time Travel Doesn’t Make Sense and I Think We Should Make It Illegal
  14. I’d Prefer a Highway Away from the Danger Zone, but Okay
  15. Fabrizio’s Last Meatball
  16. Dead Man’s Pants
  17. Men Yelling Men Yelling Men Yelling
  18. … Miami?
  19. The Real Monster Is Inspections
  20. No Toucan Will Ever Make ME Have Sex!
  21. Look at Your Little Punk British Ass
  22. All the Kissing in the World Could Not Save It
  23. Auf Wiedersehen, Kinderbjorn!
  24. Manual for Shitheads
  25. Never Boring, Always Horny
  26. Speed 2 Is Not Canon
  27. The Shawnsnake Redumptruck
  28. Know Your Enemy
  29. Acknowledgments
  30. Discover More
  31. Praise for THE WITCHES ARE COMING by Lindy West
  32. Praise for SHRILL by Lindy West
  33. Also by Lindy West

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