Contents

Introductory Memo: A Note to Our Suppliers in the US and the UK: Support Philosophy, It Uses Lots of Paper!

A Note to Bitter Brits and Confused Americans …

The Dundies: Some Awards for Making this Book Possible

Memo 1 Paper Thin Morality

1 Screws and Nails: Paper Tigers and Moral Monsters in The Office (US)

We’re Screwed

Getting to Know Yourself: Some Species of Moral Failure

Knowing But Not Seeing

A Few Cases of Getting Things Right: Getting Unscrewed

Having the Patience of Toby: A Lesson About a Vagina

2 Flirting in The Office: What Can Jim and Pam’s Romantic Antics Teach Us About Moral Philosophy? (US)

Someone Get The Lights (Oh No …)

Who Likes Rules? (Put Your Hand Down, Dwight!)

I Think We’ve Got A Problem … Don’t Tell Ryan!

So Who Wins? Somebody’s Gotta Win, Right?

3 Can Michael Ever Learn? Empathy and the Self-Other Gap (US)

How Clueless is Michael? Ping, Yankee Swap, and the “Faces of Scranton”

HERO: The Key to Curing Michael’s Cluelessness

Not Totally Clueless: Oscar, Phyllis, and the Client

That’s What She Said: A Catalogue of Kelly’s Lack of Consideration

The Root of Michael’s Problem: Firing Devon, Kevin’s Skin Cancer, and Dwight’s Concussion

Who Has Two Thumbs and Is Michael’s Friend: This Guy!

4 Leaving the Dice Alone: Pointlessness and Helplessness at Wernham-Hogg (UK)

What if Everyone Threw a Stapler Out the Window?

“It is the Wackiness I Can’t Stand”

Dripping Boredom

Tim’s Struggle

To Quote Lennon …

To Roll or Not to Roll

5 The Virtues of Humor: What The Office Can Teach Us About Aristotle’s Ethics (UK)

Virtues and Vices

Wit and Virtue

David Brent: Regional Manager, Chilled-Out Entertainer, Buffoon

Gareth Keenan: Assistant (to the) Regional Manager, Territorial Army Lieutenant, Boor

Tim Canterbury: Senior Sales Clerk, Unrequited Lover, Ironic Wit

Lessons Learned

Memo 2 Know Thyself!

6 Pam and Jim on the Make: The Epistemology of Self-Deception (US)

Epistemology 101: A Crashed Crash-Course

Damning the Evidence

How Very Much in Love They Still Are: Everyone Knows But Jim?

The Epistemology of Self-Deception

7 What Dwight Doesn’t Know Can’t Hurt Him—Or Can It? Deception and Self-Deception in The Office (US)

Dwight Meets Kant

Michael’s Noble Lie?

It’s Just a Prank!

What Dwight Doesn’t Know …

Dwight Deceiving Dwight?

A Divided Dwight?

Defending Self-Deception

8 Authenticity or Happiness? Michael Scott and the Ethics of Self-Deception (US)

Authenticity and Happiness

Aiming for Authenticity or Being Happy

Michael’s Illusions and Their Benefits

9 Humiliation in The Office (and at Home) (US)

Laughter and Humiliation

Beyond High School Humiliation

Michael Scott: Dishing Out What He Cannot Take

Humiliation (not in The Office, but) at Home

A Plea to Corporate

Memo 3 Funny and Not-So-Funny Business

10 Laughter Between Distraction and Awakening: Marxist Themes in The Office (US)

The Class That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Reading Marx at Work

Running Out the Clock

Downsizing Dreams

11 Being-in-The Office: Sartre, the Look, and the Viewer (US)

Bad Faith and the Look

Pam Beesley’s Shame and the Camera’s Unwelcomed Look

David Brent’s Pride and the Welcomed Look of the Camera

The Viewer and the Look

12 A Boy Who Swims Faster than a Shark: Jean Baudrillard Visits The Office (UK)

Jean Baudrillard and Simulacra

Brentian Hyperreality: The Simulated Boss/Philosopher

The Fatal Strategy of Gareth Keenan

Jean Baudrillard Did Not Visit The Office

Memo 4 Mind Your Business!

13 Stakeholders vs. Stockholders in The Office (US)

Stakeholder Theory2

Stakeholders and Individuals

Learning from Dunder-Mifflin

14 Attacking with the North: Affirmative Action and The Office (US)

Affirmative Action and Racial Diversity: “What have you got for us Ryan?”

Affirmative Action as an Effort to Eliminate Racism: “What you want? A cookie?”

Affirmative Action as Compensation: Injustice at the Ol’ Schrute Beet Farm

Question: “What present effects could past actions of discrimination possibly have?” Thanks Dwight, I’m glad you asked

Affirmative Action as Reverse Discrimination: The Tale of Hank Tate

Conclusion

15 Darkies, Dwarves, and Benders: Political (In)Correctness in The Office (UK)

Political Correctness

Sticks and Stones

Contexts and Conventions

A Case in Point: Pornography

All in the Name of Fun

Conclusion: Equally Filthy?

16 The Hostile Office: Michael as a Sexual Harasser (US)

“That is the law according to the rules.” (Dwight)

Filthy Emails and Inappropriate Jokes: Sexual Harassment as Wrongful Communication

“That’s what she said”: Sexual Harassment as Sex Discrimination

The Dundie Award Goes To …

“Crossing the Line”: Harassment in the Workplace

17 The Obscene Watermark: Corporate Responsibility at Dunder-Mifflin (US)

The Business of Businesses

Doesn’t Someone Need to be Fired?

A Boss is Like a Teacher, and I am Like the Cool Teacher

Memo 5 Philosophy at the Water Cooler …

18 For L’Amour: Love and Friendship in The Office (US)

Office Loving

“Who would you ‘do’?” Erotic Loving

“The perfect mate”: Ideal Philial Loving

“I’m friends with everybody in this office”: Friendly Loving

“I love everybody here”: Equal Loving

“We’re like family”: Family Loving

“I love you this many dollars worth”: Michael Scott and Love

“You need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting”

19 Look at the Ears! The Problem of Natural Kinds (UK)

From David to Davidson

Children and Fear

Leopards

In Search of Essences

20 Gareth Keenan Investigates Paraconsistent Logic: The Case of the Missing Tim and the Redundancy Paradox (UK)

The Case of the Missing Tim

The Argument Against Gareth’s Rationality

The Redundancy Paradox

Paraconsistency

The Argument for Gareth’s Rationality

21 Being Your Self in The Office (US)

Michael’s Materialism

Jim’s Dualism

Dwight’s Identity Crisis

Michael’s (Dysfunctional) Family Values

22 Michael Scott is Going to Die (US)

Being Hit by an Ed Truck

Good (and Not So Good) Grief

For the Bird

Final Thoughts

Appendix A: From Our Office to Yours: The University of Scranton and The Office

Appendix B: Question: What Do You Need to Know About Dwight K. Schrute?

Employees of The Office and Philosophy

Corporate Filing System