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A GREEDY BASTARD TOUR

DAY 1

TO CANADA AND BEYOND!

DAY 2

WELCOME TO CANADA

DAY 3

TORONTO TO BOSTON

DAY 4

BOSTON TO RUTLAND, VERMONT

DAY 5

THE PARAMOUNT THEATRE, RUTLAND

DAY 6

RUTLAND TO TORONTO

DAY 7

EMPIRE THEATRE, BELLEVILLE, ONTARIO

DAY 8

A DAY OFF IN TORONTO

DAY 9

CENTRE IN THE SQUARE, KITCHENER, ONTARIO

DAY 10

MASSEY HALL, TORONTO

DAY 11

TORONTO TO OTTAWA

DAY 12

CASINO DU LAC-LEAMY, CATINEAU, QUEBEC

DAY 13

CENTENNIAL HALL, LONDON, ONTARIO

DAY 14

MONTREAL

DAY 15

MONTREAL TO BURLINGTON, VERMONT

DAY 16

DAY OFF, BURLINGTON

DAY 17

THE FLYNN CENTER, BURLINGTON

DAY 18

BARDAVON OPERA HOUSE, POUGHKEEPSIE NEW YORK

DAY 19

SHUBERT THEATER, NEW HAVEN CONNECTICUT

DAY 20

ORPHEUM THEATRE, BOSTON

DAY 21

A DAY OFF IN BOSTON

DAY 22

CALVIN THEATRE, NORTHAMPTION

DAY 23

THE EGG, ALBANY, NEW YORK

DAY 24

COUNT BASIE THEATRE, RED BANK, NEW JERSEY

DAY 25

WILLIAMSPORT COMMUNITY ARTS CENTER, PENNSYLVANIA

DAY 26

STATE THEATRE, NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY

DAY 27

DAY OF IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

DAY 28

NIGHTCLUB 9:30, WASHINGTON, D.C.

DAY 29

DAY OFF IN NEW YORK CITY

DAY 30

TOWN HALL, NEW YORK CITY

DAY 31

NEW YORK CITY

DAY 32

KESWICK THEATRE, GLENSIDE, PENNSYLVANIA

DAY 33

NEW YORK TO NORFOLK, VIRGINIA

DAY 34

THE NORVA, VIRGINIA

DAY 35

A DAY OFF IN BALTIMORE

DAY 36

SHRIVER HALL, BALTIMORE

DAY 37

CARPENTER CENTER, RICHMOND, VIRGINIA

DAY 38

RICHMOND TO ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI

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DAY 39

TOUHILL PERFORMING ARTS CENTER, ST. LOUIS

DAY 40

ST. LOUIS TO BUFFALO, NEW YORK

DAY 41

UNIVERSITY OF BUFFALO CENTER FOR THE ARTS, BUFFALO

DAY 42

MICHIGAN THEATRE, ANN ARBOR

DAY 43

BYHAM THEATER, PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA

DAY 44

SOUTHERN THEATER, COLUMBUS, OHIO

DAY 45

DAY OFF IN BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN

DAY 46

KALAMAZOO STATE THEATRE, KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN

DAY 47

QUAD CITY, IDAHO

DAY 48

ADLER THEATRE, DAVENPORT, IOWA

DAY 49

DAY OFF IN MADISON, WISCONSIN

DAY 50

THE BARRYMORE THEATRE, MADISON

DAY 51

THE PANTAGES THEATER, MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA

DAY 52

MY DEAR SWEET FRIEND MICHAEL KAMEN

DAY 53

THE VIC THEATRE, CHICAGO

DAY 54

THE VIC THEATRE, CHICAGO

DAY 55

THE VIC THEATRE

DAY 56

OFF TO THE BURBS, CHICAGO

DAY 57

THANKSGIVING IN CHICAGO

DAY 58

FRANCIS WINSPEAR CENTRE FOR MUSIC, EDMONTON, ALBERTA

DAY 59

JUBILEE AUDITORIUM, CALGARY, ALBERTA

DAY 60

CALGARY TO VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA

DAY 61

DAY OFF IN VANCOUVER

DAY 62

ORPHEUM THEATRE, VANCOUVER

DAY 63

VANCOUVER TO SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

DAY 64

THE MOORE THEATRE, SEATTLE

DAY 65

HULT CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, EUGENE, OREGON

DAY 66

EGYPTIAN THEATRE BOISE, IDAHO

DAY 67

THE MET, SPOKANE, WASHINGTON

DAY 68

ALADDIN THEATRE, PORTLAND, OREGON

DAY 69

PORTLAND TO SAN FRANCISCO

DAY 70

THE FILLMORE, SAN FRANCISCO

DAY 71

THE FILLMORE, SAN FRANCISCO

DAY 72

FLINT CENTER, SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA

DAY 73

SAN JOSE TO LAS VEGAS

DAY 74

HOUSES OF BLUES, LAS VEGAS

DAY 75

LEAVING LAS VEGAS

DAY 76

PERFORMING ARTS CENTER, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIFORNIA

DAY 77

SAN LUIS OBISPO TO PHOENIX, ARIZONA

DAY 78

MARQUEE THEATRE, TEMPE, ARISONA

DAY 79

HENRY FONDA THEATRE, HOLLYWOOD

DAY 80

HOME, SWEET HOME


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