Prologue
I’m Not Crying…It’s the Wasabi in My Eyes
Meet the 3Ts: Troy, Tasha, and Tamia
The Babbling Bourgeois Baboon vs. the Democrat Octoroon
It’s Ladies Night…But I’m Not All Right
The Plan
Jesus Loves Harlem, Too
The 3T Intervention
Step One: Light as a Feather (Not Stiff as a Board)
Step Two: Change, Change, Change
Step Three: Say You, Say Me
How to Kill Two Birds with One Lip Liner
Girl Fight
Bloody Mary and the Soap Opera Baby
One Confused Man and One Confused Womb-Man
3T Guy Lie List: Twenty-one Slick Signs of Shammery
Step Four: Fella’s There’s a Jealous Boy in This Town
Smart Girls Rule
Amen, That Man Is Mine
Mother Still Knows Best (The Remix)
Where My Girls At?
Out with the Girls, L.A. Style
Hangover
Step Five: The Damsel in Distress
Step Six: Let Your Feelings Be Known
It’s a New Day
Epilogue