SAUCES,
CONDIMENTS,
AND
VINAIGRETTES
Vinegar is the key ingredient that makes all condiments tick. Its importance as a preservative is paramount: not only does lowering the pH give us the tang we want in things like ketchup and mustard, but it also allows them to keep without refrigeration. When I was twelve, my father yelled from the kitchen for all of us to come see what he had discovered on the bottle of ketchup: the label said it did not need to be refrigerated. Space in the fridge was made available, and the Heinz bottle took up residence on the counter forever after.
MASTER VINAIGRETTE
MAKES ABOUT 1 PINT
Making a quick vinaigrette seems like a breeze, but sometimes you get the ratio off, and it just doesn’t work out. Memorize the basic vinegar-to-oil ratio of 1:3 (some of these recipes stray a bit from that, but you can always tune your vinaigrette to your tastes) and you’ll be able to whip up a perfect dressing for more than just salad—potatoes, roasted vegetables, chicken, tofu, and more. Variations abound: add mustard, miso, or roasted garlic to help emulsify the oil, and while fresh herbs are always best, dry herbs are fine. Don’t forget the salt and maybe a little sweetener if it needs it; maple syrup and honey are both good options, though plain sugar works, too. See how versatile a good vinaigrette can be?
½ cup homemade wine vinegar of your choice (this page), or store-bought
3 tablespoons minced shallot
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1¼ cups extra-virgin olive oil (see Tip)
While you can place everything except the oil in a nonreactive bowl, and then slowly whisk in the oil to emulsify it, I like to add everything to a clean pint-sized mason jar with a tight-fitting lid. Seal the jar and shake like hell. The vinaigrette will keep in a tightly sealed container in the refrigerator for up to 1 month.
TIP
I prefer olive oil, but you can use any high-quality cold-pressed oil, including grapeseed or sunflower.
SMOKY GARLIC VINAIGRETTE
This vinaigrette is delicious on baked fish, especially pollack or cod.
½ cup homemade apple cider vinegar, or store-bought
3 tablespoons mashed roasted garlic
1 teaspoon liquid smoke (optional)
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1½ cups extra-virgin olive oil
CURRY VINAIGRETTE
I mix this incredibly versatile vinaigrette into chicken salad or pour it over grated carrot and parsnip slaw with raisins.
½ cup homemade apple cider vinegar, or store-bought
3 tablespoons minced shallot
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon curry powder
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1¼ cups extra-virgin olive oil
DASHI-SESAME VINAIGRETTE
Pour this sauce over cold ramen noodles for a quick dinner. This tastes great using white wine vinegar or rice vinegar, if you don’t make the dashi one.
½ cup Dashi Vinegar, or store-bought
2 tablespoons minced scallions (white and green parts)
1 teaspoon toasted sesame oil
1 tablespoon tahini
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 cup extra-virgin olive oil
SPICY VINAIGRETTE
This is a great quick marinade for chopped cucumbers.
½ cup homemade white wine vinegar, or store-bought
1 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
1 tablespoon good-quality maple syrup
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 cup extra-virgin olive oil
MISO-GINGER VINAIGRETTE
Pour over roasted cauliflower or dress salmon with this before roasting it in the oven.
½ cup homemade rice (sake) vinegar, or store-bought
2 tablespoons white miso
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1½ cups extra-virgin olive oil
HERB VINAIGRETTE
This is an awesome all-purpose marinade for meats, and goes just as well on rice or quinoa. Simply grind all dry ingredients in a mortar and pestle before combining with the vinegar and oil. Season to taste with the black pepper.
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried rosemary
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon toasted cumin seed
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 garlic clove
½ cup homemade cider or white wine vinegar (this page), or store-bought
1¼ cups extra-virgin olive oil
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
SHERRY CAESAR VINAIGRETTE
Although lemon is a traditional ingredient in Caesar salad, at 7 percent acid, sherry vinegar makes a strong stand-in. You’ll need to use a mortar and pestle to mash the anchovies, garlic, and salt.
6 anchovy fillets, drained
2 garlic cloves, minced
½ teaspoon kosher salt
2 egg yolks
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
¼ cup store-bought sherry vinegar
½ cup extra-virgin olive oil
¼ cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
YOGURT-PARSLEY VINAIGRETTE
Pour this over roasted sweet potatoes or a spinach salad.
½ cup homemade white wine vinegar, or store-bought
¼ cup finely minced fresh parsley
⅓ cup full-fat yogurt
1 teaspoon honey
½ teaspoon mustard powder, such as Coleman’s
1 garlic clove, minced into a paste
½ teaspoon kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1¼ cups extra-virgin olive oil
SPICY KETCHUP WITH SHICHIMI TOGARASHI
MAKES ABOUT 1 QUART
To me, there is nothing—and I mean nothing—that compares with Heinz ketchup, but this great condiment will stand up to spicy hot dogs, burgers, or those homemade fries you’re determined to make even though you know the oil will turn your whole kitchen into a slick mess for days. The seasoning this recipe calls for is a Japanese blend. You can easily split this recipe in half.
8 pounds ripe tomatoes, coarsely chopped
1 large onion, finely chopped
2 cups homemade apple cider vinegar, or store-bought
3 tablespoons kosher salt
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 teaspoon shichimi togarashi (see Tip)
½ teaspoon ground fenugreek
1 tablespoon dark brown sugar
TIP
Look for shichimi togarashi online or at Asian groceries.
REAL MUSTARD
MAKES ABOUT 1½ CUPS
Making your own mustard can take many forms: you can start from whole or ground seed, but make sure you use vinegar. I like to use whole seed, or you can blend the mustard for smoothness for better spreading. Interestingly enough, you can adjust the fieriness of your mustard by adjusting the temperature of the brine. It’s an inverse proportion: cool the brine first for spicier mustard, or use hot brine for a milder flavor. This recipe halves well if you don’t want to make so much.
½ cup homemade malt (beer) vinegar, or store-bought
½ cup brown ale or dark medium-bodied beer
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 tablespoon light brown sugar
½ cup mustard seed (yellow, brown, or a mix)
MUSTARD CAVIAR
MAKES ABOUT 1 CUP
I love mustard. It’s a condiment that goes with just about everything and hits all the right buttons of zest and brightness with the addition of vinegar. I remember eating spicy mustard on steak in Provence when I was an exchange student, and now I can’t have steak without good-quality mustard. This crunchy condiment pops in the mouth like caviar, hence its name. Serve it on rustic bread with ham and cheese, and use it in martinis, too.
½ cup homemade white wine vinegar, or store-bought
2 garlic cloves, coarsely chopped
1 (2-inch) thyme sprig
1 bay leaf
20 whole black peppercorns
½ cup yellow mustard seed (see Tip)
3 tablespoons bourbon or rum
1 tablespoon good-quality maple syrup or honey
½ teaspoon kosher salt
TIP
You can use half brown and half yellow mustard seed if you wish.
DASHI MAYONNAISE
MAKES ABOUT 1 CUP
Dashi is the master stock of Japan. At its simplest, it includes kombu (dried kelp) and katsuobushi (shaved dried bonito) steeped in almost boiling water. This recipe calls for a dashi-infused vinegar to yield a mayonnaise that is guaranteed to make everything taste better. It keeps fresh in the fridge for up to 1 week, but I doubt it will last that long.
1 egg yolk
½ teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon mirin
2 tablespoons Dashi Vinegar, or store-bought
1 cup vegetable oil
BBQ SAUCE
MAKES ABOUT 2 CUPS
Barbecue, BBQ, or ’cue means something different depending on where you’re from, what you style grew up with, and how you like your meat. I don’t come from any of the grand Southern traditions, but I do know that I like this sauce. It’s delicious on just about anything, and I always keep some on hand in the summer. Throw some chicken on the grill next to a few ears of corn and finish the chicken with this sauce (just at the end; otherwise it will scorch). A perfect summer meal doesn’t get easier than this.
2 cups ketchup
1 cup homemade apple cider vinegar, or store-bought
½ cup molasses
¼ cup packed dark brown sugar
1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
½ tablespoon kosher salt
¼ cup finely minced onion
1 tablespoon mustard powder, such as Colman’s
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
GROUND CHERRY CHUTNEY
MAKES ABOUT 1 PINT
Ground cherries (also called cape gooseberries) are sweet little fruits that grow wrapped in papery husks like their relative the tomatillo. Sweet, tart, and rich—and about the size of large blueberries—these make a great chutney, standing up well to cinnamon and cardamom. Spread this chutney on a grilled cheese made with sharp cheddar on sourdough, and serve the sandwich with your favorite tomato soup for a new take on the comfort-food combo that’s perfect for a rainy day.
2 pounds husked and rinsed ground cherries
1½ cups sugar
1 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more to taste
½ cup red wine
1 cup homemade red wine vinegar, or store-bought
1 cup minced red onion
1 cup black seedless raisins
¼ cup shredded fresh ginger or 1 teaspoon ground
1 tablespoon coriander seed
2 green cardamom pods
1 tablespoon yellow mustard seed
1 whole clove
1 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes (optional)
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon
SHISO MIGNONETTE
MAKES ABOUT 1 CUP
I learned how to open oysters when I was about eleven. They were a regular treat in our house, and I was more than happy to help prep them, because that meant I could eat as many as I wanted while shucking. I’ve always eschewed cocktail sauce on oysters—there is absolutely no reason for slathering it on such a nuanced food. For oysters, you need something more refined and less sugary; when a squeeze of lemon juice won’t cut it, try this twist on mignonette. This also works well on grilled squid if raw oysters aren’t your thing.
⅔ cup Shiso Vinegar, or store-bought
2 tablespoons mirin
1 shallot, minced
1 tablespoon coarsely ground black pepper
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 tablespoons minced fresh green shiso leaves
In a small nonreactive bowl, mix together the vinegar, mirin, shallot, pepper, salt, and shiso. Serve immediately or store it in a tightly sealed container in the refrigerator for up to 1 month.
ROASTED HOT SAUCE
MAKES ABOUT 1 QUART
Hot sauce has so many variations that it can make your head spin. This recipe uses roasted tomatoes for a richness of flavor to complement the heat of the peppers. You can sub in whatever chiles you have on hand; a mix of jalapeño, Scotch bonnet, and Fresno is my favorite combo. You can vary the heat based on the amount of seeds you leave in the sauce. This is a good recipe to make on that side burner of your outdoor grill, if you have one, so you don’t fill your house with pepper fumes.
12 hot chiles (the more variety, the better)
4 large ripe tomatoes, stems and hard cores removed
2 cups homemade white wine vinegar or apple cider vinegar, or store-bought
½ cup sugar
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
1 tablespoon smoked paprika
1 tablespoon kosher salt
1 bay leaf
2 black cardamom pods
½ tablespoon coriander seed
1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns
TIPS
I recommend wearing gloves while making this recipe. Also be careful not to stick your face over the pan when the sauce is cooking—a nose full of capsaicin won’t do you any favors. You may even want to wear goggles.
QUICK GRILL SAUCE
MAKES ABOUT ½ CUP
This recipe comes together quickly for a sweet sauce you can brush on chicken or pork while finishing the meat on the grill.
2 tablespoons Real Mustard, or store-bought
4 tablespoons honey
2 tablespoons melted butter
2 tablespoons homemade malt (beer) vinegar, or store bought
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
In a small nonreactive bowl, whisk together the mustard, honey, butter, and vinegar, and season to taste with salt and pepper. Use immediately.