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Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Chapter One: Will This Be on the Midterms?
Chapter Two: If Chuck Schumer Is Smiling, Vote Nay!—and Other Good Advice for Conservatives
Conservatives Need Twelve-Step Program to Manhood
Free the Fitzgerald One!
With Friends like These, Who Needs Keith Olbermann?
On This Aborted Fetus, the Democrats Plant Their Flag
Chapter Three: Thou Shalt Not Speak Ill of a Fellow Republican—with the Following Exceptions
Fred Sawyer and Huckabee Finn
Liberals Sing “Huckelujah”
The Elephant in the Room
“Straight Talk” Express Takes Scenic Route to Truth
Newt: Speak Bombastically and Carry a Tiny Stick
Romney Doing the Job Republican Establishment Just Won’t Do
Chapter Four: Democrats: They Can’t Be Trained—They Can Only Be Beaten
Obama Woos Gun-Toting God Nuts
Only His Hairdresser Knows for Sure
Biden Secret Service Code Name: “Assassination Insurance”
One Plus One Equals Twenty Extra Votes for Franken
Obama Birth Certificate Spotted in Bogus Moon Landing Footage
Let’s Play “Spot the Democrat!”
Patty Murray: the Stupidest Person in America
Weiner’s Penis Headed to Small Claims Court
Chapter Five: Liberal Behavior: Porn Surfers, Liars, and Welfare Suppliers
Reno 911
Obama’s Recipe for Change Not My Cup of Tea
What a Sack of Sacrosanct
Bonfire of the Insanities
Look for the Union Fable
This Is What a Mob Looks Like
Who Wouldn’t Enjoy Firing These People?
Chapter Six: Slavery, the KKK, and the Trail of Tears—I Give You the Democrat Party
Harry Reid’s Negro Problems and Ours
Negroes with Guns
Elizabeth Warren Dances with Lies
Matthews a Few Race Cards Short of a Full Deck
White Liberals Tell Black Lies about Civil Rights
This Year’s Duke Lacrosse Case
Chapter Seven: PC Police: Shoot First, Hug Later
Freeze! I Just Had My Nails Done!
Speaking Truth to Dead Horses: My Oscar Predictions
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Imus!
They Gave Your Mortgage to a Less Qualified Minority
Chapter Eight: America’s Enemies, Foreign and Democratic
NY Times: Better Dead than Read
If Only Bin Laden Had a Stained Blue Dress
Frank Rich Declares Iraq “Box Office Poison”
The Democratic Party: A Vast Sleeper Cell
Welcome Back, Carter
Obama to Iran: Let Them Eat Ice Cream
Ahmadinejad: “Yep, I’m Nuclear!”
Bill Kristol Must Resign
Libya Commemorates 9/11
Chapter Nine: Muslims: Why You’re Barefoot in an Airport Right Now
Guantanamo Loses Five-Star Rating
What Can I Do to Make Your Flight More Uncomfortable?
Terrorists’ Restless Leg Syndrome
Muslims: “We Do That on First Dates”
Muslim Suffers Bruised Ego in Fort Hood Tragedy
Obama National Security Policy: Hope Their Bombs Don’t Work
Chapter Ten: Immigration: Addressing America’s Chronic Shortage of Fertile, Unskilled Illiterates
America Nears El Tipping Pointo
If Rubio’s Amnesty Is So Great, Why Is He Lying?
If the GOP Is This Stupid, It Deserves to Die
I Got Thirty Million Reasons
Chapter Eleven: Guns and Crime: Guns Do Kill People, Thank God
NY Times: Fraught Nexus of Lies, Stupidity, and Bigotry
Cop-Killer Is Media’s Latest Baby Seal
If I Were a Liberal
The Biggest Scandal in U.S History
Guns Don’t Kill People, the Mentally Ill Do
Why Does Anyone Need . . .?
The Left’s Continuing War on Women
Don’t Knox This “Serious Network”
Chapter Twelve: Courts: The Third Branch of Liberalism
Fool Me Eight Times, Shame on Me
This Is What “Advice and Consent” Means
Democrats Stick Fork in Own Heads
God Hates Judges
Chapter Thirteen: “Keeping Abortion Safe” and Other Liberal Oxymorons
Remove Dennis Kucinich’s Feeding Tube!
Forty-Nine Million to Five
The Sun Never Sets on the British Welfare System
The Vagina Diatribes
Vulgarians on the Loose!
Chapter Fourteen: Higher Re-Education
The Little Injun That Could
Tuition Soars Due to Knowledge Shortfall
Tase Him, Bro!
Oh, Canada!
Repeal the Twenty-Sixth Amendment!
Chapter Fifteen: Media: Does Barack Obama Have Nude Polaroids of Everyone in the Mainstream Media?
Dan Rather: Fairly Unbalanced
Newsweek Dissembled, Muslims Dismembered!
Murder Spree by People Who Refuse to Ask for Directions
Olbermann’s Plastic Ivy
Watching MSNBC Is Torture
Like, Is Sarah Palin Totally Conceited?
Media: Halliburton Paid Dick Cheney to Commit Rape in Iraq
Chapter Sixteen: Liberals and Science: Regulate Al Gore’s Refrigerator
The Coming Ass Age
A Glowing Report on Radiation
Liberals: They Blinded Us with Science
The Flash Mob Method of Scientific Inquiry
Chapter Seventeen: I Have a Savior, and His Name’s Not Obama
Dressing for Distress: In Hoc Signo Vinces
If You Can Find a Better Deal, Take It!
Beliefnet Interview—Church Militant: Ann Coulter on God, Faith, and Liberals
Chapter Eighteen: Not Far from the Tree
Wall Street Journal Interview with My Mother!
John Vincent Coulter
Nell Husbands Martin Coulter
Acknowledgements
Index
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