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Index
Praise
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Introduction
one - When It Comes to Conception, Porn Is Good and The Secret Is Bad
two - (You’re) Having My Baby, or Anka Management
three - Inner Child, Meet New Baby, Please Don’t Smother It
four - Pregatory
five - I’ll Miss You, Toxins
six - CVS: Order Now and Enjoy Six Months (Worry) Free!
seven - Bad Move: Calling Nancy O’Dell a Stupid C-Word
eight - Why I’m Finally Psyched to Be Having a Boy
nine - How Freaky and Paranoid Is Your Google History?
ten - Logan’s Running
eleven - The Ten Worst Moms in History
twelve - A Million Little Reese’s Pieces
thirteen - Dragging My Names Through the Mud
fourteen - Babies ’R’ Ripping Us Off
fifteen - Pregnancy Sex Doesn’t Suck, but Maybe You Should
sixteen - Hey, Other Pregnant Ladies: Look My Way
seventeen - A Cut Above (the Anus)
eighteen - Babymoon in Vegas: Bet on a Crisis
nineteen - Are Breast-Feeding Classes for Boobs?
twenty - Sitting Stretch Mark Shiva
twenty-one - Frank Swoops in to Save My Vagina
twenty-two - Seinfeld Curbs My Enthusiasm
twenty-three - An Even Worse C-Word
twenty-four - Four Days in the Hole
twenty-five - Day One: The Infinite Pint
twenty-six - My Mother, the Rabbi and a Bag of Crap
twenty-seven - I Said a Lot of Things
Acknowledgements
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