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TITLE PAGE
GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS
Me, Myself, and I
Conversation With A Madman
A Shock To The System
The Devil You Know
Blood Bath
The Accidental Tourist
The Eyes Have It
While You Were Sleeping...
Escape From Alcatraz
Head Cheese
Sightseeing
A Problem With Customs
Upgraded Seating
Pit Stop
A Hell Of A Souvenir
Homecoming
No Rest For The Wicked
A Good DM Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
Showdown In Newark
Early Morning Commute
Back In The Saddle Again
Chick Fight
I’m Walking On Sunshine
Hail To The King, Baby
Elevator Music
Tactical Retreat
Calling In The Calvary
Class Reunion
Top Headlines For The Day
Stake Out
White Lies
The Cult Of Ib
Sunset Is Never Far Away
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Ambush
Headquarters Is Where The Heart Is
It Sure Beats Driving
A Slight Detour
Forewarned Is Four Armed
Giant Furry People Eaters
The Long Walk Home
The Office Park Of Ultimate Doom
The Gauntlet
Meet The New Boss
Title Fight
Dead Office Drones Walking
Applying For Dismembership
The Aftermath Of An Ass-Kicking
The Earth-Shattering Epilogue
HALF A PRAYER
Part 1
When A Stranger Comes Knocking
Send Me An Angel
Housewarming Gift
Shot Down Again
Beam Me Up, Scotty
The New Digs
All Settled In
The Newest Member Of The Team
Training Day
A Rock Monster And A Hard Place
What Mother Wants, Mother Gets
Panic At The Strip Club
Damage Control
Bloody Good Smoothies
Going Down
Journey Into Darkness
The Fellowship Of The Muck
The Well Of Assholes
Tale Of The Terrors
X Marks The Spot
A Trip To The Zoo
Small World, Isn’t It?
Hairy Bedfellows
Break Out
The Boom Boom Room
When The Walls Fell
Onward And Upward
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still A Dickhead
Part 2
The Long Drive
The Men Under The Mountain
The Gathering
Bring Out Your Dead
Wizard Duel
Unholy Rollers
The Defense Rests
Dropping A Monologue
Two Ships Passing In The Night
Ravenous
The Trial Of The Century
The Peanut Gallery
The Chinese Connection
Demilitarized Zone
The War Of The Three Factions
General Tso Tastes Like Chicken
Five Against The World
That Which Is Dead Can Indeed Die
Deck The Halls
Old Boyfriends Die Hard
Quit Yer Bitchin And Get In The Kitchen
The Cleanup Crew
The Magically Mystifying Epilogue
THE WICKED DEAD
Prologue
Part 1
Bartender In Training
Welcome To Crazy Town
Busy Little Bees Buzzing Around
The Mean Streets
Twenty Sides Of Terror
The Douchetastic Four
Hunkering Down
Wrath Of The Defilers
Meet And Greet
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
The Bitching Hour
The Telephone Game
Vamanos, Muchachos
A Rare Blood Type Indeed
Dreamscape
The Call Of The Wild
Deal With The Devil
Fire And Brimstone
Like Oil In Holy Water
Uneasy Alliances
The First Step Of Many
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Skull
Head Games
War Party
Catching Up
Down On The Farm
The Long Kiss Goodbye
Part 2
Raising The Stakes
Score Of A Lifetime
Shit Storm
A Turd In The Hand...
Prisoners Of War
The Last To Be First
The Rebel Alliance
First To Escape
Not You Again!
Pound Puppies
The Monster Squad
War Of The Gargantuas
Midnight Tryst
Pillow Walk
Gee, Didn’t See That Coming
Sight Seeing
Doctor’s Note
Pandemonium
Out Of The Frying Pan
The Big Bad
One Shall Fall
Greasy Kid Stuff
A Small Problem
Infiltration
Undead Alive
Class Reunion
That Sinking Feeling
The Choice
The Sacrifices We Make
All Hell Breaks Loose
To Destroy The Destroyer
Freewill Versus Freewill
Face Off
Sting Like A Bee
The Cleanup Crew
Unexpected Company
First Base
The End Days
The Spine Crushing Epilogue
THE LAST COVEN
Part 1
Giving To Those In Need
Dickheads Anonymous
Back To The Big Apple
Home Again, Home Again
Did Someone Leave The Oven On?
Down Time In The Dumps
A Sunny Disposition
Impish Interrogation
Rise Of The Day Spawn
Pint-Sized Problems
You Only Hurt The Ones...
Twat Waffles
Two Mules For Sister Sheila
Of Fists And Feet
War And Piece
Don’t Use All The Hot Water
Maximum Adventure
The Nose Knows
Who Watches The Watchers?
Northern Exposure
Geneva Convention 2.0
C Is For Cookie
The Negotiating Table
A Piece Of Peace Take Two
The Brown Wedding
Shotgun Honeymoon
Hitchhiker’s Guide To Canada
Blade Of Chaos
A Walk In The Woods
Part 2
Ejecting The Warp Core
Take Your Medicine
The Hidden Menace
Shifting Out Of Neutral
Meet The New Cult, Same As The Old Cult
Wizard Sorting
Baked Beans And Brownstones
Paranoia Will Destroy Ya
Thinning The Herd
Assassins In Armani
Dwarf Tossing
A Compelling Argument
Political Asylum
Hairy Palm And His Five Sisters
Defective Defection
Wood Versus Wood
Drachawk Down
Eyeballing The Competition
Stomping On The Feet
Open Mouth Insert Foot
The Gathering Storm
Watching The World Burn
Counterintuitive Attack
Part 3
Altared State
Holy Molars
Busting Those Bunkers
Rabbit Up My Sleeve
Give Me Liberty...
Shut Your Hole
Below
Meeting Up With Old Friends
In Through The Backdoor
The Belly Of The Beast
Well, That Was Easy
The New Breed
Seeing The Sights
First In Line
Decker The Halls
Origin Of A Species
Monologuing For Fun And Profit
The House Of Pain
Magic Circle Of Life
Crotch Fruit
The Vip Room
The More The Merrier
Scary Monster All-Out Attack
Bringing A Wand To A Fistfight
Iconic Defeat
The Big Boys With The Big Toys
Playing To A Packed House
Pit Stop
Total Fucking Chaos
First To Die
Head Games
Showdown At The Earth’s Core
Dueling Beat Downs
Props To The Prophecy
The Main Event
This Is How The World Ends
Dust In The Wind
The Hate Mail Inducing Epilogue
AUTHOR’S NOTE
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
THE TROUBLE WITH TOM
THE ROAD TO ARMAGEDDON
Christy
Gan
Ed
James (The Wanderer)
Colin
Alexander
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