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This is a book by Demetri Martin called
This Is a Book by Demetri Martin
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All I Need to Hear from the Guy Who I Don’t Know at the New Year’s Party, in Order to Know That I Don’t Need to Know Him
My Friend’s Apartment
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Table of Contents
Copyright Page
Announcements
Genie
All I Need to Hear from the Guy Who I Don’t Know at the New Year’s Party, in Order to Know That I Do
Bee Sting
Some Drawings
Cat Calendar
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THREE
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My
Products
A Picture (1,000 Words)
Epigrams, Fragments & Li
More Drawings
Zing!
1
Front Cov
Welcome
Dedication
ONE
Hotline
Ideas & Opinions
Robot Test
How I Felt
Socrates’s Publicist
Statistics
Who I Am
Bugle Virtuoso
TWO
Dad
Titl
My Ba
Pali
Optimist, Pessimist, Contortionist
We’re Pregnant
Protagonists’ Hospital
Rain
Honors
Better Than Sex
Short Stories
Frustrating Uses of Etc.
Charts & Graphs
My Diet
Fort
A Christmas Carol (the Deleted Scene)
WED
Fruit Ve
Pets (a Conversation)
A Cappella Group Freak Accidents
My Checks
A
Sheila
Produ
A P
Epigrams, Fragments & Light Verse
One Phone Call
FOUR
My Powers
Hu
Eulogy
Flags
Painted
Confessions of a White Guy with Dreadlocks
Spanish Teacher
Results
More Statistics
Excerpts from My Often-True Autobiography
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