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Title Page Contents Copyright Praise for Melanie Summers Also Available Dedication A Letter From The Author 1. I’m Shagging on a Jet Plane…Don’t Know When I’ll be Shagged Again… 2. Overbearing Older Brothers, Accomplished Older Women, and Princesses Acting Like Ostriches… 3. Life with Chicken Little 4. Pajamas, Portion Control, and Having it All… 5. The Part Where the Princess Has to Eat Crow (and a Bunch of Other Disgusting Things) 6. Unintentional Insults, Arguments Made Public, and Wildly Unpopular Canadian Cuisine… 7. Welcome to the Promotional Circuit. It’s Everything You Dreamed It Would Be… 8. Trolls Be Trollin’… 9. How to Lose Friends and Upset People… 10. So This is Why Most of the Couples from The Bachelor Break Up… 11. Princesses Under Pressure, Scuba Masks, and Ill-Timed Ships Coming In… 12. Know-it-all Mannies and Very Disappointed Lady Bits… 13. Liar, Liar, Chanel Skirt on Fire… 14. Loads of Strings Attached… 15. If You’re Going to Jump, It Might as Well Be to Conclusions… 16. Impatient Directors, Starving Supermodels, and Phone Calls You Never Want to Get… 17. When You Sink So Low, Even You Can’t Stand Yourself… 18. With Deepest Apologies to Bear Grylls 19. Princesses, the Paragons of Oppression 20. A Deal with the Dylan 21. Apricot Jam, Dragon-Slaying Virgins, and Painful Pep Talks 22. When You’re Going to Jump the Gun, Make Sure You Bring Friends… 23. Plagiarizing Your Potty-Mouthed Grandmother is Always a Good Idea… 24. The Best Laid Plans (For Getting Laid…) 25. How to Ruin the Perfect Date… 26. I’m Totally Fine, Thanks for Asking… 27. The Stages of Surviving a Breakup… 28. All by Myself…Don’t Wanna Be… 29. The Lonest of the Lone Wolves… 30. That’s All Folks… 31. Diamonds, Goose Down, and Busy Body Brothers 32. Wherever You Are in Life, Pretend It’s Exactly Where You Want to Be… 33. Would You Rather… 34. Octogenarians Showing Too Much Cleavage… 35. Peggy the Five-Star Uber Driver 36. Rambling Airport Confessions and Second Chances 37. If Cinderella Were a Super Buff, Crazy Hot Man… 38. The Part Where the Guy Takes the Princess’s (Morning) Breath Away… Epilogue - A.K.A. The Part When the Guy Returns After Freezing His Junk Off in Greenland for a Month… Coming Soon Afterword About the Author
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