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1: A WAVERLY OWL CAN ALWAYS SEE THE RAINBOW AT THE END OF THE STORM.
2: A WAVERLY ADVISER HAS HER OWLS’ BEST INTERESTS AT HEART.
3: YOU CAN TAKE THE PRINCESS OUT OF THE BALL—BUT SHE'LL STILL BE A PRINCESS.
4: A WAVERLY OWL KNOWS HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE HIMSELF—UNLESS THAT SELF IS A COMPLETE DORK.
5: SOMETIMES THE EASIEST WAY FOR AN OWL TO BE HERSELF IS TO DRESS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.
6: A RESPONSIBLE OWL TAKES HER DUTIES SERIOUSLY … ESPECIALLY WHEN DOING SO WILL HELP HER GET INTO BROWN.
7: WAVERLY OWL KNOWS THAT THE TRUTH HURTS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU'VE HAD TO DRINK WHEN YOU HEAR IT.
8: AN OWL KNOWS A LATE ENTRANCE IS THE MOST GRAND—UNLESS SHE MISSES ALL THE FUN.
9: A WAVERLY OWL RESPECTS VISITATION HOURS AND DOES NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRY TO BREAK INTO THE GIRLS’ DORM.
10: A BRAVE OWL DOES NOT RUN AWAY FROM HER PROBLEMS—UNLESS THE RUNNING TAKES HER TO A LUXURY SPA.
11: A WAVERLY OWL ALWAYS HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED—EVEN IF SHE'S AN EX-GIRLFRIEND.
12: A WAVERLY OWL ENJOYS A CHALLENGING ASSIGNMENT.
13: A WAVERLY OWL TAKES EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO LET AN EX KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING.
14: A WAVERLY OWL NEVER GETS INTO A CAR WITH A STRANGER—UNLESS HE IS VERY, VERY CUTE.
15: A WAVERLY OWL KNOWS EXTRACURRICTJLARS ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF CAMPUS LIFE.
16: PHYSICAL ACTIVITY IS ESSENTIAL TO AN OWL'S WELL-BEING.
17: A WAVERLY OWL ALWAYS DRESSES APPROPRIATELY.
18: A WAVERLY OWL WILL SHARE HER WISDOM WITH UNDERCLASSMEN—EVEN IF THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
19: OWLS “OF THE OPPOSITE SEX MAY VISIT EACH OTHER'S DORM ROOMS DURING PROPER VISITATION HOURS, BUT THREE FEET MUST REMAIN ON THE FLOOR AT ALL TIMES.
20: WAVERLY WILL TEACH BOYS HOW TO BECOME MEN.
21: A SCHOLARLY OWL KNOWS THAT STUDY GROUPS ARE AN EXCELLENT WAY TO INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY.
22: A WAVERLY OWL KNOWS HER DEMONS.
23: A WAVERLY OWL IS ALWAYS PREPARED FOR THE WORST—EVEN WHEN SLEEPING.
24: A WAVERLY OWL SELECTS HER GUEST LIST WITH CARE—BUT KNOWS THAT EVEN BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.
25: A WAVERLY OWL DOES NOT SEARCH THROUGH HER ROOMIE'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER UNLESS SHE'S PREPARED TO SEE HER DARKEST SECRETS.
26: A WAVERLY OWL KNOWS THAT IT IS ALWAYS BEST TO BE HONEST IN A RELATIONSHIP.
27: A WAVERLY OWL FACES NEW CHALLENGES WITH DETERMINATION AND ENERGY.
28: A WAVERLY OWL WILL WORK WITH THE ENEMY TO SAVE A FRIEND—UNLESS THEY KILL EACH OTHER FIRST.
29: A GOOD OWL TAKES THE HIGH ROAD.
30: WAVERLY OWLS STICK TOGETHER THROUGH SNOW AND ICE.
31: A WAVERLY OWL NEVER GIVES UP.
32: WHEN A BUDDY IS DOWN, A GOOD OWL RAISES HIM BACK UP.
33: WHEN IN DOUBT, A WAVERLY OWL WILL ALWAYS STOP AND ASK DIRECTIONS.
34: A WAVERLY OWL KNOWS THAT HELP IS ALWAYS JUST A TEXT MESSAGE AWAY.
35: A WAVERLY OWL ALWAYS KNOWS THE BEST THINGS ARE SOMETIMES RIGHT UNDER HER NOSE.
36: A WAVERLY OWL TAKES HER RESPONSIBILITIES SERIOUSLY—EVEN WHEN SHE'D RATHER COLLAPSE INTO TEARS.
37: A WAVERLY OWL KNOWS THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WAKE UP, EVEN FROM THE MOST PLEASANT DREAM.
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