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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Table of Contents
1 Shop chains that charge more in Ireland than in Britain
2 Brutal motorway/roadside sculptures
3 Foreigners who think we are part of Britain
4 The ban on alcohol sales on Good Friday
5 People moaning about the heat when we have a couple of days’ sunshine
6 The NCT failing your car for something pathetic
7 Meaningless electronic signs at bus stops
8 Ringing the public service
9 Why does a glass of beer not cost half the price of a pint of beer?
10 Irish people using British-speak
11 People who are stuck in a Civil War mentality
12 Road signs that make absolutely no sense
13 After years of grinding austerity, setting up a water company with a bonus culture
14 The Angelus
15 The way the whole country grinds to a standstill when there’s a few cm of snow
16 Finding your wheelie bin 50m from your house
17 Heritage groups demanding the conservation of ugly, derelict ruins
18 Bad imitations of an Irish accent
19 Scroungers living off the State
20 Having the worst politicians in the western world (see also: Parish pump politicians)
21 Racists on the radio
22 OTT First Holy Communions
23 Crap Irish tradesmen/women
24 Our addiction to ugly buildings
25 Gaeilgeoir gobshites
26 Pharmacy rip-offs
27 Parish pump politicians (See also: Having the worst politicians in the western world)
28 The Health Service
29 The British claiming one of ours
30 Catholic fundamentalists
31 Rip-off Ireland
32 Public service waste
33 Getting the third degree when you buy Solpadeine
34 Why do you hardly ever see the Gardaí patrolling the streets?
35 Councils issuing water-level warnings in one of the wettest places on Earth
36 The Rose of Tralee lovely girls festival
37 Returning emigrants back on holiday moaning about Ireland
38 Election poster mania
39 Irish people misusing the word ‘literally’
40 Why have the bankers gotten off scot-free after the economic collapse?
41 The great Irish dentist scam
42 Kids running around the pub while their parents get rat-arsed
43 The shameless lack of accountability
44 Twinning towns
45 Wojus drivers
46 The way there’s no such thing as just having your car serviced
47 The ‘golden handshake’ culture
48 ‘What will you be reading this summer?’ newspaper and radio features
49 Machines talking to us in foreign accents
50 Making lawyers rich on useless tribunals
51 Cyclists being a law unto themselves
52 Misuse of the word ‘bonus’
53 Being pestered and recorded by telephone marketing companies
54 The insurance racket
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