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Index
Front Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Early September
Chapter 1: Who Are You?
Chapter 2: I Have Some Massive Sacks of Baggage, My Friend
Chapter 3: Jerri Has Problems
Chapter 4: Aleah
Accelerating Fall
Chapter 5: Barfed Upon in Madison
Chapter 6: The Blood of My Foes Makes Me Happy
Chapter 7: Ghost of a Great Athlete Past
Chapter 8: University of Sexpot
Chapter 9: Aleah Bails
Chapter 10: Mr. Hair Trigger
Chapter 11: Ultimate Stanford
Chapter 12: Justify Your Decision
Chapter 13: Sidekick
Chapter 14: The End of the Fall
Winter Break
Chapter 15: Grandpa Stan Thinks I’m Dad’s Clone
Buried/Unburied
Chapter 16: The Death of Curtis Bode
Chapter 17: Brains Are Weird
Chapter 18: Andrew Thinks I’m on the Cusp of Recovery
Chapter 19: The Badger Baiter
Launching Stupid Chickens
Chapter 20: No Thanks, Andrew
Chapter 21: Rebellious
Chapter 22: Mr. Dipshit’s Love Day
Chapter 23: We Love Our Little Boy Soooo Much!
Chapter 24: Lead Pajamas
Chapter 25: Drunken Abby and a Plan
Chapter 26: Pig Boy Needs Help
Chapter 27: I’m With Stupid
Chapter 28: Karpinski Mean
Chapter 29: I’m With Stupid, II
Chapter 30: Mattress Kings
Chapter 31: Love Birds
Chapter 32: I Will Not Leave You Alone, Ever
Chapter 33: Team Eskimo Sexy Dance
Chapter 34: On the Set of the Great Karpinski Masterpiece
Chapter 35: No Cody
Chickens Start Landing
Chapter 36: Terry Sauter’s Beer
Chapter 37: Dad Drank Alcohol
Chapter 38: Jerri Denies There Are Chickens
Chapter 39: Cody and a Giant Chicken
Chapter 40: Hamlet Had Chickens
Chapter 41: Chickens Land on Abby
Chapter 42: One Chicken Makes the Dipshits Happy
Chapter 43: Hamlet and Mr. Linder
Chapter 44: Chicken Launchers Head to Walmart
Chapter 45: The Borders of Bluffton Don’t Contain This Guy
Fast Falling
Chapter 46: Dickinski Grows and Grows
Chapter 47: Bust
Chapter 48: Run
Chapter 49: Culture of Violence
Chapter 50: Me and Hamlet, Two Nuts in a Sack
Chapter 51: Saving Ryan Bennett
Chapter 52: Can’t Pardon Me, Governor
Chapter 53: The Bully Takes a Shower
Chapter 54: To Drink or Not to Drink, That Is the Question
Chapter 55: Leave Him
Chapter 56: I Am There for You
Spring
Chapter 57: I Could Tell You
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Back Cover
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