More Emails From an Asshole by Lindsay, John -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Contents Introduction Automotive Sales

European Scooter Part Out Your Honda Buy My Wife’s Car Father & Son Comanche Quest

Employment Opportunities

Nebraska Moving Service Bug-themed Party Taco Bell Hauling Service Female Movers Turtle Sandbox Pube Stylists Gullible Handyman Welcome to Hellweek Basic Weapons For Kids The Plumber That Can’t Helpful Mechanic Minesweeper Christmas Dinner Xbox Repairman A Little Help Attention-Grabbing Ad Hot Tub Repairman Incompetent Phone Repairman Special Skaters Glorious Master Translator

Looking for a Ride

Hybrids Suck Brokeback Beach Extra Luggage

Animals and Bird

Semi-gloss Enamel Kitten Stupid Dog Sweater Lady Insulting Parrot Deer Hunter Clydesdale Needs A Home Unreliable Pet Sitter Kitten Rescue

Items Wanted and For Sale

EAGLES/GIANTS Ancient African Weapon Air Hockey Sex Table Phish Ticket Trade Broken TV Broken Umbrella Expired Phish Ticket Dream Vacation Hagglers Free Couch Be A Man Wood Chipper Rental Tree Removal Barter Disguised Weapons Suspicious Carpet Buyer Innovative Baby Products Fake Invoice Angry TV Buyer Dishwasher Confusion Rude Phone Salesman Clumsy Seller Rocked Childhood Classics Lost Stubborn Shovel Seller Angry Fish Tank Guy

Miscellaneous Requests

Jewish Sperm Donor 420 Friendly Ride in the D.A.R.E. Mobile Missed Connections Shitty Roommate #1 Shitty Roommate #2 “Special” Wife Free Diseases Surrogate Father Caught Cheating Vegan Housemate Lenny’s Acid Trip Garage Sale Competition Important Document Paying by Prayer The Car Crusher Football Sunday My New Jogging Partner Spacious Studio Apartment

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