Glory O'Brien's History of the Future by King, A.S. -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Title Page Welcome Dedication Epigraph Prologue: The clan of the petrified bat Book One: The origin of everything

Hippie weirdo freaks The origin of the bat The ballad of Darla O’Brien Everything tasted like radiation The Zone System Boobs Empty plastic Obligate parasites can’t live without a host Say that in a sheep voice Saturday—It’s complicated The ballad of Max Black (aka God) The clan of the petrified bat Twoooeee-toooo-tooo-tooo The big joke was Glory O’Brien, atomic bomb Why people take pictures I am no one special Jupiterians It was the nineties

Book Two: The consequence of the bat

The world is never what it seems Free yourself. Have the courage. I would fly Pay to the order of Can you believe it, Glory? Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future Most people can’t handle it I couldn’t think of a title Ripping meat from the bone Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future What if we’re stuck like this? Very Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future So smart How stuck I felt Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future Ellie didn’t give a shit about chlorofluorocarbons Ferret Company will sniff out exiles You can tell by the hair Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future Am I making sense?

Book Three: The road to nowhere

Shit, Cupcake Everything serves to further There’s got to be another door Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future What do you think makes you different? That’s a high bar Cancer enchiladas Would we care more? Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future Innocence sells I felt like a ghost I’m not normal Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future Minesweeper Beer Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future How’s Glory?

Book Four: Remnants of the future

Who knew? Layers Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future People still do that The Sniper I would live That’s all Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future I can’t see… anything Darla Darla Darla Like, today Oh well Glory O’Brien’s History of the Future

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