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Index
Cover
About the Book
Title Page
Contents
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter 1: Breathe
Chapter 2: The Name’s Khatchadorian, Rafe Khatchadorian
Chapter 3: Everyone’s Gone to Sardinia
Chapter 4: Shark, Leech, Ato & Gouge
Chapter 5: Assault with a Deadly Eggplant
Chapter 6: Rabid Koalas?
Chapter 7: There Is One Condition …
Chapter 8: Offenders Will Be Fed to the School Tiger
Chapter 9: The Usual Giant Rabid Bush Turkey Warning
Chapter 10: The House on Lorikeet Drive
Chapter 11: Werewolves of Sydney
Chapter 12: Talking Cockroaches
Chapter 13: Warning! Art Talk Ahead!
Chapter 14: The Worst Day of My Life
Chapter 15: Welcome to St. Mungo’s!
Chapter 16: Say Elephant! Don’t Say Elephant!
Chapter 17: Big Dork Moment Coming Up
Chapter 18: I Am an Omelet
Chapter 19: The Survival Plan
Chapter 20: No Ghosts, No Skeletons
Chapter 21: Bring on the Dancing Unicorns
Chapter 22: The Classic Aussie Animal Name Shimmy
Chapter 23: Nowhere to Run
Chapter 24: Egg Girl Meet Socks
Chapter 25: Oleg Duliatnev
Chapter 26: The List of Kasey Moran
Chapter 27: The Big Spaghetti Splodge
Chapter 28: Go Jump in a Lake
Chapter 29: Paint Me
Chapter 30: Totally Embarrassing Doofuses
Chapter 31: It’s a Jellyfish
Chapter 32: It’s Just a Meat Pie, Dude
Chapter 33: Olden Lads Tadum
Chapter 34: Lola the Roller and Dee Stroyer
Chapter 35: Monday
Chapter 36: What’s a Rugby?
Chapter 37: Chicken Wing
Chapter 38: Sneaky Business
Chapter 39: The Mystery of the Disappearing Name
Chapter 40: Beam Me Up
Chapter 41: Rafe Gets His Mojo
Chapter 42: The Voice of Reason
Chapter 43: A Bigger Parking Lot
Chapter 44: Mr. Frosty Pays a Visit
Chapter 45: Pah!
Chapter 46: A Big Aussie Mess
Chapter 47: When the Sun Shines, Expect Rain
Chapter 48: Insufficient Purple
Chapter 49: Bingo at St. Mungo’s
Chapter 50: I Love It
Chapter 51: Eight Hundred Ants, One Big Spoon
Chapter 52: No Bull Ants Were Harmed During the Making of This Book
Chapter 53: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Chapter 54: Panic is Definitely an Option
Chapter 55: Someone Clean My Eyeballs
Chapter 56: OHSWEETPOTATOPIE!
Chapter 57: Think of the Children!
Chapter 58: A Non-underground Lair
Chapter 59: A Cool Million
Chapter 60: Things Get Worse
Chapter 61: And Suddenly Better
Chapter 62: Recap Time
Chapter 63: Mom Logic
Chapter 64: 1972 and All That
Chapter 65: Just This Once
Chapter 66: Ker-runch!
Chapter 67: Mom? Mom? Mom!
Chapter 68: No Trespassing!
Chapter 69: Captain Exposition Strikes Again!
Chapter 70: Speechless
Chapter 71: Oh, Hills Village Tandoori Temple, How I Do Love Thee
About the Authors
Also by James Patterson
Copyright Notice
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