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Index
Title Page
Table of Contents
Epigraph
Introduction
ONE Bad Trips
1 - Something Smelly in the Air
2 - Payback for a Condescending Jerk
3 - Flying the Queasy Skies
4 - The Heist
5 - Escape from New York
6 - The Ferret in First Class
TWO Pugnacity Aloft
7 - When Fists Flew on the San Juan Special
8 - Preventing the “Delinquent-Flier” Upgrade
9 - Conduct Unbecoming an Investment Banker
10 - The Passenger from Hell
THREE The Motley Crew
11 - Fly Boys and Girls
12 - The Flight Attendant from Hell
13 - Tests, Drugs and Swollen Bladders
FOUR “Huh?” Traveling in the State of Confusion
14 - I Thought This Plane Was Heading to Antigua
15 - Anatomy of a Carry-On Bag
16 - Good Ole Airplane Sustenance
17 - Doing the Non-Rev Shuffle
18 - Out of the Mouths of Passengers
FIVE Rocket Science
19 - Adiós Hydraulics
20 - Pass the Defibrillator Please
21 - Sorry, Captain, I Broke the Airplane
22 - The Thing About Turbulence …
SIX Layovers in Purgatory
23 - Beer and Loathing in Caracas
24 - Sex and the Thin-Walled Hotel Room
25 - Just Another Flight to Cali, Colombia
26 - The No-Show
SEVEN The Mmm-Mmm-Mmm Mile-High Club
27 - Lechery at 30,000 Feet
28 - Miguel Mendoza: Playboy of the Skies
29 - Membership Has Its Privileges
Acknowledgments
Praise for Elliott Hester and Plane Insanity
Afterword
Believe It or Not:
Copyright Page
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