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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Part 1
Chapter One: Enormous furry ears
Chapter Two: 700 cats, 800 dogs and five giraffes
Chapter Three: Mini-coloured Munch Balls
Chapter Four: The Monkey Moment
Chapter Five: The last present
One Week Later
Chapter Six: We’re here!
Chapter Seven: Stinky Blinky
Chapter Eight: K-Pax
Part 2
Chapter Nine: Kind of green
Chapter Ten: Option C
Chapter Eleven: Benny and Bjorn
Chapter Twelve: A sudden chill
Chapter Thirteen: Manky lettuce
Chapter Fourteen: That’s porpoises
Chapter Fifteen: Hello M
Chapter Sixteen: Slurp slurp slurp
Chapter Seventeen: Catamanny story
Chapter Eighteen: So cat
Chapter Nineteen: Hey, boy
Chapter Twenty: The Dollys
Chapter Twenty-One: Goaty McGoatface
Chapter Twenty-Two: Blades at the ready
Chapter Twenty-Three: Run run run!
Chapter Twenty-Four: Brill poo
Chapter Twenty-Five: A lovely name
Chapter Twenty-Six: Bring me a manky apple
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Oh-so-clever pig
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Whaaaaaaaaarrggggghhh …!!
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Well …
Part 3
Chapter Thirty: Cute but sad and lost
Chapter Thirty-One: A horse, a piglet, two bigger pigs, three sheep, a cat and a dog
Chapter Thirty-Two: Memories
Chapter Thirty-Three: Mud
Chapter Thirty-Four: Lord King Louie’s precious pile of poop
Chapter Thirty-Five: Dominant male
Chapter Thirty-Six: Oh dear
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Splat
Chapter Thirty-Eight: A day over 148
Chapter Thirty-Nine: Eiwkltsh
Chapter Forty: Is this how it ends?
Chapter Forty-One: This army
Chapter Forty-Two: Ticky
Chapter Forty-Three: He’s Argentinian
Part 4
Chapter Forty-Four: Begins with M
Chapter Forty-Five: Free cheese
Chapter Forty-Six: Very, very faintly
Chapter Forty-Seven: Seventy-two hours
Chapter Forty-Eight: Here we go
Chapter Forty-Nine: Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
Chapter Fifty: Where’s the chinchilla?
Chapter Fifty-One: Not normal circumstances
First Coda: One week later
Second Coda: One year later
Footnotes
Acknowledgments
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