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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Part I
Chapter 1 - The Ride Back to Beersheba
Chapter 2 - A Conversation at the Grown-Ups’ Table as Imagined at the Kids’ Table
Chapter 3 - Second Grade Realization
Chapter 4 - A Day at UNICEF Headquarters as I Imagined It in Third Grade
Chapter 5 - I Still Remember the Day I Got My First Calculator
Chapter 6 - Playing Nice
Chapter 7 - Our Thoughts Are With You
Chapter 8 - Math Problems
Part II
Chapter 9 - :(
Chapter 10 - If Life were Like Middle School
Chapter 11 - Pen Pal
Chapter 12 - A Fantasy I Had in Seventh Grade
Chapter 13 - Inside the Cartridge
Chapter 14 - Rebellion
Chapter 15 - What Goes Through My Mind when i'm home alone (from my mom's perspective)
Chapter 16 - I Can Only Think of Two Scenarios Where High School Math Would Come in Handy
Chapter 17 - Slumber Party
Chapter 18 - Role Playing
Chapter 19 - Sex Ed
Chapter 20 - Ouija Board
Chapter 21 - My Mom’s All-Time Top Five Greatest Boyfriends
Chapter 22 - My Friend’s New Girlfriend
Part III
Chapter 23 - Invisible
Chapter 24 - Crayola Co.
Chapter 25 - “May or May Not Contain Peanuts”
Chapter 26 - Medieval England
Chapter 27 - Patron of the Arts
Chapter 28 - Baseball’s Hardest Worker
Chapter 29 - Orel Hershiser
Chapter 30 - If Life were Like Hockey
Chapter 31 - Colombiatourism.Com
Chapter 32 - Ant Farm
Part IV
Chapter 33 - Love Coupons
Chapter 34 - Stadium Proposal
Chapter 35 - Sultan of Brunei
Chapter 36 - Endangered Species
Chapter 37 - Mating Throughout History
Chapter 38 - When the “Guess Your Weight” Guy from the Carnival Got Married
Chapter 39 - My Roommate is Really Hard to Get Along With
Chapter 40 - Homework
Chapter 41 - When Small Talk Goes Wrong
Part V
Chapter 42 - Jesus
Chapter 43 - Karma
Chapter 44 - Repent
Chapter 45 - A Conversation Between God and the Man in a Football Helmet and a Speedo Who’s Always Shouting Things Next to the A&P
Chapter 46 - The Odds
Chapter 47 - Where Are All the Time Travelers?
Chapter 48 - Desert Island
Chapter 49 - The Dog X-Files
Chapter 50 - Animal Cruelty
Chapter 51 - Lost Puppy!
Chapter 52 - Glorious Battles of the American Revolution
Chapter 53 - A Day in the Life of the Swiss Army
Chapter 54 - How I Imagine Life in the U.S. Army (Based on the Commercials I’ve Seen)
Chapter 55 - How Did All Those Fun Army Chants Get Started?
Chapter 56 - How College Kids Imagine the U.S. Government
Chapter 57 - War
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
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