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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Introduction
You Don’t Have to Live Your Best Life
We Are Fan People
You Work Too Hard
Shut Up and Eat
A Very Funny Nose
Nancy and Emily
Fun Things That Aren’t
It Takes Two
It’s Bad for You and That’s Okay
Here Comes Some Bad News
You’re Rich!
Don’t Go Tubing
A Lot Has Changed
A Simple Cup of Coffee
Stay Inside Where You’re Safe
Someone to Love
The Good Old Days That Weren’t
Massages Are for Sissies
Primo DNA
I Love Your Love Handles
It’s Date Night
I’m Going to Mars!—if My Wife Will Let Me
Play by the Rules
I’m So Baked
A Couple of Really Bad Days
Be a Good Guy
Do You Ever Wish You Were Smarter? Not Me!
Let’s Go Back
7-Eleven Heaven
Safe Travels
Please Lower Your Volume
More Than Just a Game
Time for Dinner
Don’t Open the Mail
There’s a Ghost in Your House
Staying Positive
The Greatest Show on Earth
Follow the Herd
Home Alone
Play Ball!
Get a Dog
And Now a Word from Our Sponsor
Acknowledgments
Also by Tom Papa
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