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Index
Cover
Title
Dedication
About the Author
I’m Just a Man Like You
Contents
Cheers Clarky
Fatal Road Accident
Polis Ansaphone
The Tasmanian Devil
Don’t Panic Missus Mannering!
Kids, You’ve Got to Love Them
Fooled You
Unisex Toilets
Cathy’s Meals
Tell it Like it is!
David Hay Said He Will Pay!
Howard’s Big Regret
On the Bus
Trampoline
Morris’s Safety Motto
The Sixth Sense
Now That’s Magic!
Wee Jock
My Deaf Wife …
It’s in the Stars
Guess My Age!
What’s He Like?
Little Arrows
It’s in the Bag
Mini’s a Bargain!
Name that Tune
Will Power!
Donald & Johnny Ramensky
All Bets are Off
Who was that?
The Heilan’ Coo!
Timex Watch
Talking too Much!
The Polis Interpreter
Got a Light Mate!
Window Cleaners
Guns in the Family
Surprise! Surprise!
Lucky Tatties
A Clash of Personalities
That’s My Dad!
The Job’s Fucked!
The Wembley Weekend
Lucky Me!
He’ll Go Nuts!
Hearing Things
The Truth, the Whole Truth
I’ll Tell Him Tomorrow, Maybe!
No Armchair Stampede
Elvis Lives
Ladies and Gentlemen – Ben Doon
The Spark-le is Still There
Relief, for My Relief!
Blowing Your own Trumpet
A Midge’s Dick!
What a Plonker!
We Live in a Concrete Jungle
Cobblers
Roast Chicken and Chips
J.F.K.
Dr White at Your Disposal
Prison Riot Solution
Open the Door
Soft Hands that do Dishes
It’s Good too Talk
The Taxi
What do you Mean?
Nurses can’t be Trusted!
Watch Yer Car Mister?
Who are You – Pinnochio?
The Pink Slip
Who Let Them Go?
Sumjerk Ramdmakhar
The Mushroom Joke
A Tight Situation
You’re Nicked!
Answer the Phone!
That’s what She Said!
CSI not Required
Dusty Bin
Playing it Cool
High Court Trial
Television Psychic
Recognition at Last
Alfie and the Star Wars Game
Frankie, the Make up Artist
Passive Smokers
Answers from Police Scotland Exams
Show Me Yer Jean Brody!
No Age Limits
The Patient’s Armless!
My Uncle Tommy
Profumo Affair
The Traffic Camera
Bethnall Green Escort Duty
Bloody Witch Doctor!
Jackie Barnes
The Wedding Party
Gentlemen Joggers
The Mimic
Fighting Fire with Fire
You’re Not Dead!
Friends Re-united
Hughie’s Tortoise Room
Chap at the Door
Superglue the Locks
No Smoking
Happy Clappy with a Whisky Chaser
The Medical
The Special Olympics
Someone to Talk to
He Fancies You
A Word in Your Ear
The Birthday Cake
The Cigar Man
Something’s Missing!
It’s a Knockout!
Fishing for Jaws
Night Out, Now and Again
All for a Packet of Crisps
Fun with the Buses
And Finally
Harry’s Whisky Mince Pie Recipe!
Copyright
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