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Index
Title Page
Welcome
Dedication
Hello?
Welcome to the Circus
Some People Don’t Understand Logic
Bowdlerizations
A Letter to Jesus
That Dark Passenger
The Rush
Mirror, Mirror
The Darkness and the Light
A Jaunt/y/ Past Time
How to Serve Man
Bang Bang
Thirty Pieces
For the Children
Graduation
All Your Bases
Who Is John Galt?
Incorporation
Elementary
It Ain’t All Fame and Fortune
Just Deserts
Just Call Me Thomas
A Brief Interlude
How to Win the Internet in Seven Easy Steps
Introspection
A List
XY
Motes and Beams
Some Other People Have Even More Trouble with Logic
Somebody Think of the Children
For teh Lulz
Vicariously
Love, Dad
Explicit, Implicit, Omission
If I Ruled the World
Echo Chamber
Five, Six, Eight, BOOM!
Janus
On Weapons (Thank You, Mr. Banks)
He’s a Nihilist, Donny
Personal Stories
How to Write a Song
Aliens
Bowling
Rage
Association
The Only Policy
Hey, Douchebag
Dichotomies and Dinosaurs; or, Life Is a Long Chain Letter
The Lottery
Lanced
Mystery
We Hold These Truths
Time’s A-Wasted (Point Zero Blues)
Kiss My Ass
(p)Recognition
Visions of the Future—AR
Starting Kicks
Life Lessons
A Tasting Menu
An Acknowledgment
Eulogy
About the Author
Photos
Newsletters
Table of Contents
Copyright
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