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Index
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Table of Contents
INTRODUCTION
PART ONE: - The 24 Habits of Highly Effective Zombies
1 - Be Adaptable
2 - Play to Your Strengths (and Ignore Your Weaknesses)
3 - I Will Choose Free Will
4 - Succeed as a Corporate Zombie
5 - Slow Down! (You Move Too Fast)
6 - Be Your Own Boss
7 - Whereof One Cannot Speak . . .
8 - Nobody Likes a Player-Hater
9 - Strength in Numbers
10 - Remember That Assholes Tend to Get Their Comeuppances (Frequently, at the Hands of Zombies)
11 - Winners Don’t Use Drugs
12 - Bros Before Hos . . .
13 - Get the Government off Our Backs
14 - Rugged Individualism
15 - Nobody Likes a Tourist
16 - We’re Here! We’re Animated Corpses Irresistibly Drawn to Feed on the Flesh of the Living! Get Used to It!
17 - Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number . . .
18 - Live in the Real World
19 - No Profiling (Racial or Otherwise)
20 - W.W.Z.D.?
21 - “Fair and Balanced” My Rotting Zombie Ass!
22 - Remember, It’s Just Stuff
23 - “Live” Free or Die
24 - Digging a Grave? You’ve Got It Made!
PART TWO: - Your Guide to Complete Zombification in 90 Days
-1 - The Preparation
1 - No Fear? Know Fear!
2 - Sticking to Your (Zombie) Guns
3 - The Silence of the Zombies
4 - Zombies Level All
5 - Pax Zombana
6 - What’s That Rule? Play It Cool.
7 - Love Zombie
8 - Perfection Is a Skinned Knee
9 - No Credit Letting Go of Your Ego and Adopting a Zombie’s Spirit of Cooperation
10 - Do Go There (and Stay There Until You Get What You Want)
11 - In the Zombie Zone
12 - The Zen of Zombie
Endnote
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