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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Year Eleven: Semester One
Chapter One: Calling Ishmael!
Chapter Two: The Awesome Light Bulb of Total Braininess
Chapter Three: The Short, the Tall, and the Cuddly
Chapter Four: The Fab Five
Chapter Five: Uncle What’s-his-Face and Auntie Thingo’s Daughter
Chapter Six: The Lifesaver of Love
Chapter Seven: Let’S Get Ready to Ruuuuuummmble!
Chapter Eight: Kiss Me, Stupid!
Chapter Nine: A Turbo-Charged Cobra
Chapter Ten: Deceased Piece of Solid Bodily Waste
Chapter Eleven: Show Me the Sunscreen!
Chapter Twelve: Bill and Razz’s Excellent Sun Safe Adventure
Chapter Thirteen: Lock in (A) Hell, Yeah!
Chapter Fourteen: A Killer-Driven, Motorised Hamburger
Chapter Fifteen: Talking About Talk Talk
Chapter Sixteen: A Prairie Dog on a Caffeine High
Chapter Seventeen: A Gross Invasion of Piracy
Year Eleven: Semester Two
Chapter Eighteen: The Alcoholic Dane
Chapter Nineteen: The Accelerated Jedi Course
Chapter Twenty: That Smokin’ Elf Chick
Chapter Twenty-One: Well and Truly Newtoned
Chapter Twenty-Two: Watch Your Back, Billy Shakespeare
Chapter Twenty-Three: Focusing Is For Wimps!
Chapter Twenty-Four: Did i Mention i was an Idiot?
Chapter Twenty-Five: Here, Pass Me One of Those Knives
Chapter Twenty-Six: Fatal Flaw Thingies
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Return of the Brainiacs
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Windy Perspiration of Horse Breath
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Don’t Disturb the Piranha, Dude
Chapter Thirty: The Grimmest of his Grim Days
Chapter Thirty-One: Hmmmmmm
Chapter Thirty-Two: Advanced Self-Pity Wallowing 401
Year Twelve: Semester One
Chapter One: The Last of the Lasts
Chapter Two: You Hap Me at ‘Data’
Chapter Three: Standby Eyes
Chapter Four: Drowning in a Straight Line
Chapter Five: Sledgehammer Meets Soft-Boiled Egg
Chapter Six: The Pi Man Delivers!
Chapter Seven: The Brown Undies Effect
Chapter Eight: The Razzman V the Mudman
Chapter Nine: The Pride of Goroka
Chapter Ten: Prindabel’s Butt Ball
Chapter Eleven: That’S What I’m Talking About
Chapter Twelve: Words in the Blood
Chapter Thirteen: Operation Get Razz Into Uni
Chapter Fourteen: The Poor Suckers are us
Chapter Fifteen: Airy-Fairy, Tree-Hugging, Cheesecloth-Wearing, Incense-Sniffing Hippy Twaddle
Chapter Sixteen: The Razzinator
Chapter Seventeen: A Heavily Drugged Giraffe
Chapter Eighteen: Omg! Omg! Omg!
Year Twelve: Semester Two
Chapter Nineteen: Male Chauffeuring Pigs
Chapter Twenty: Grace Under Pressure
Chapter Twenty-One: A Razzman Masterclass
Chapter Twenty-Two: Dying in Key
Chapter Twenty-Three: A Tsunami Brainwave
Chapter Twenty-Four: Spawn of Bjorn
Chapter Twenty-Five: Hot Geek Chicks
Chapter Twenty-Six: Kabooooooooooooooooooom!
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Dugongs of SteeL
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Reverse Cool
Chapter Twenty-Nine: You Da Bomb! Da Bomb-Bomb!
Chapter Thirty: You are to Me
Chapter Thirty-One: Three Phone Calls and a Decision
Chapter Thirty-Two: Play or Party?
Chapter Thirty-Three: Lines 116 to 119
Chapter Thirty-Four: A Show Tunes Superman
Chapter Thirty-Five: Perfect, Just Perfect
Chapter Thirty-Six: There’S no Easy Way to Put This
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Just in Case You’Re Interested
Also by Michael Gerard Bauer
Acknowledgments
Copyright
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