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Index
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Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter One: Karma’s a Bitch, Bitch
Chapter Two: Make Me Beg
Chapter Three: Hurricane Gia
Chapter Four: That New-Guy Smell
Chapter Five: The Rule of Ten
Chapter Six: No Hug
Chapter Seven: Take a Deep Brain Breath
Chapter Eight: Buzz Kryptonite
Chapter Nine: You’ve Got Some Shell on Your Boob
Chapter Ten: Smile, You’re on Hidden Camera
Chapter Eleven: Vin Diesel Is Hotter Than Jesus
Chapter Twelve: Swimming with Sharks
Chapter Thirteen: Penises Look Bigger Underwater
Chapter Fourteen: Life Isn’t Fair
Chapter Fifteen: Shouldn’t Have Had So Many Oysters
Chapter Sixteen: Just Because One Guy Is an Asshole Doesn’t Mean They All Stink
Chapter Seventeen: Bumper Cars of Destiny
Chapter Eighteen: Does It Come in Pink?
Chapter Nineteen: Sexiest Wenis in the World
Chapter Twenty: Nothing Says “I Do” Like a Spray-On Tan
Chapter Twenty-One: Party’s Here
Chapter Twenty-Two: The Fine Art of Bullshit
Chapter Twenty-Three: Just a Lot off the Top
Chapter Twenty-Four: I Just Want to Be Right
Chapter Twenty-Five: Take My Breath Away
Chapter Twenty-Six: More Than Enough
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Mr. Cool
Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Jell-O Shot Caper
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Code Brown
Chapter Thirty: Blame Sushi
Chapter Thirty-One: Broken Dawn
Chapter Thirty-Two: Welcome to New Jersey, the Olive Garden State
Chapter Thirty-Three: Like a Friggin’ Racehorse
Chapter Thirty-Four: Like You, Only Bronzer
Chapter Thirty-Five: Love Is Loud
Chapter Thirty-Six: Come One, Come All
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Rage On
Chapter Thirty-Eight: What’s Italian for Payback?
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Return of Granny Panty
Chapter Forty: Four-Way Catfight
Chapter Forty-One: Get in and out of Jail Free
Chapter Forty-Two: To a Great Night
Chapter Forty-Three: Fucking Out of Towners
Chapter Forty-Four: Don’t Beat Me, Bitch!
Chapter Forty-Five: The Surprise Factor
Chapter Forty-Six: Tramps Like Us
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