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Index
Contents
Title Page
Copyrights
Dedication
1 Don’t Follow Me: I’m Lost, Too
2 I Didn’t Sell My Soul, but I Did Hammer Out a Rent-to-Own Deal
3 I Brake for Firemen
4 Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult Since 2007
5 Welcome to the Dark Side. Are You Surprised We Lied about the Cookies?
6 If Found, Please Return Me to Reality
7 I ♥ My Cat
8 Got Toys?
9 All Your Base Are Belong to Us
10 Earth First; We’ll Log the Other Planets Later
11 Keep Calm and Carry On
12 Honk if You’re Hot and Horny
13 Have You Hugged Your Dog Today?
14 Stop, Drop, and Roll Doesn’t Work in Hell
15 Guns Don’t Kill People; Bullets Do
16 Pain Is Weakness Leaving the Body
17 Spay and Neuter Animal Abusers
18 Don’t Worry: There’s Enough of Me for Everyone
19 Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History
Current and Future Releases
About the Author
Note to Readers
Acknowledgments
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