You Did Say Have Another Sausage by Meadows, John -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Front Matter

Title Page Publisher Information Acknowledgements Dedication

Have Another Sausage

Chapter One

A Genuine Constable That’s Life Is it a Polar Bear in a Blizzard? A Skeleton isn’t just for Christmas; it’s for (After) Life A Whim Away

Chapter Two

In at the Deep End Teachers’ Meeting: FA on the Agenda Elizabeth, Queen of the Ball The Prodigal Son Baby’s Ear

Chapter Three

A Tall Tale Brad and Janet White Coats Not Required Check-mate Charlie Are You Mad? Is it Tuesday Today? You Did Say ‘Have Another Sausage?’ Taking the Plunge Drawing Together A New Boss Sweeps Clean Operation Stitch-up Can You Stand the Sight of No Blood?

Chapter Four

I like to be in America ‘Britain and America are Two Countries Divided by a Common Language’ ‘If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...’ Round-the-Lake Challenge A Dangerously Unstable Cycle-path Courting Disaster Paradise Found Frankly My Dear, Robert doesn’t give a Damn. The Spies Who Came in from the Rain

Chapter Five

Keep Movin’, Movin’, Movin’... Days of Future Past ‘The road is long, with many a winding turn...’ Indian Heritage Rock of Ages They Died with their Boots on Who Are Those Guys? Diamond Geezers Bring ’em Young The Biggest Little City in the World Survival Kit Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in your Hair. Back to the Future Blackbrook Reunion L.A.’s fine, the sun shines most the time... Gonna Cruise the Miracle Mile Mean Streets An Uplifting Sight Forward to the Past ‘If you see it once, you’ll never be the same again...’ Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has levitated the Building Friends in Low Places Papillon A Fist Full of Dollars Gunfight at the OK Corral The Only Law West of the Pecos The Green Leaves of Summer Way Down Yonder... Trail of Tears Miami Twice The Mexican Martial Art of Torro Defecaccion Washington DNA Thundering Waters Big Apple, Small World Somehow Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas no-more. I’ll take Manhattan, the Bronx and Staten Island too... MoMA Met Guggenheim Skating on Thin Ice

Chapter Six

Chinese Pop A Day in the Life Eyes Wide Shut Come Fly with Me

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