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Index
Cover
About the Author
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
Part One 10 Kids, 1 Bath
Mom’s Lesson #1 If You Don’t Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons on Your Pigtails
Mom’s Lesson #2 Paint the Rocks White and the Whole Yard Will Look Lovely
Mom’s Lesson #3 If the Sofa Is Ripped, Cover It with Laughter
Mom’s Lesson #4 Use Your Imagination to Fill In the Blanks
Mom’s Lesson #5 Offer the Bigger Piece and Yours Will Taste Better
Mom’s Lesson #6 Put the Socks in the Sock Drawer
Mom’s Lesson #7 If There’s More Than One Kid to Wash, Set Up a Bathtime Routine
Mom’s Lesson #8 If You Want to Be in Two Places at Once, Borrow a Reel-to-Reel
Mom’s Lesson #9 It’s Your Game; Make Up Your Own Rules
Mom’s Lesson #10 There’s Always Room for One More
Mom’s Lesson #11 Go Play Outside
Mom’s Lesson #12 When the Clubhouse Is Quiet, They’re Probably Not Making Spaghetti
Mom’s Lesson #13 If You Want to Be a Cheerleader, You Better Know the Cheers
Mom’s Lesson #14 Go Stand Next to Nana and See How Big You Are!
Mom’s Lesson #15 If You Want to Get Noticed, Write Your Name on the Wall
Mom’s Lesson #16 Sweep the Corners and the Whole House Stays Clean
Mom’s Lesson #17 In a Family, Everyone Helps Mash the Potatoes
Mom’s Lesson #18 Moms Can’t Quit
Mom’s Lesson #19 When There Are Ten Buyers and Three Puppies, Every Dog Is the Pick of the Litter
Mom’s Lesson #20 Jumping Out the Window Will Make You Either an Ass or a Hero
Mom’s Lesson #21 You Have the Right to Be There
Mom’s Lesson #22 You’ve Got to Bully a Bully
Mom’s Lesson #23 Never Be Ashamed of Who You Are
Mom’s Lesson #24 The Joy Is in the Getting There
Part Two Swimming with the Sharks
Seven Years Later…
Shark Lesson #1 Trust Your Gut
Shark Lesson #2 You Can’t Fake Passion
Shark Lesson #3 Dress the Part
Shark Lesson #4 Do Your Homework
Shark Lesson #5 Fancy Talk Don’t Work
Shark Lesson #6 Pushy People Deliver
Shark Lesson #7 You Gotta Have a Gimmick
Shark Lesson #8 Everybody Wants What Everybody Wants
Shark Lesson #9 Step Apart from the Crowd
Shark Lesson #10 Expand Before You’re Ready
Shark Lesson #11 Be Willing to Flop
Shark Lesson #12 Shoot the Dogs Early
Shark Lesson #13 Fun Is Good Business
Shark Lesson #14 Pick Good People
This Tale’s End
Whatever Happened to…
Credits
Index
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