[Bridget Jones 03] • Mad About the Boy by Fielding, Helen -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover About the Book About the Author Also by Helen Fielding Dedication Title Page Prologue

Plenty of Fuckwits The Art of Concentration Dark Night of the Soul

Part One: Born-Again Virgin

2012 Diary A New Start – A New Me Social Media Virgin The Flabby Diaphragm Makeover! Smug Married Hell A Plan A Daniel in Shining Armour The Perfect Babysitter The Stronghold Aftermath Women Change Their Minds Crashing Wave How Not to Do Dating The Number One Key Dating Rule Continuing Dating Incompetence Escalating Dating Incompetence Intensive Dating Study Wallowing in It Christmas

Part Two: Mad About the Boy

2013 Diary Perfect Mother A Needle in a Twitterstack Do Not Tweet When Drunk Twunken Aftermath Screenwriter Let it Snow! Do Not Tweet About Date During Date Date With Toy Boy Joy Mixed With Sick Getting to Second Date Hard-Hats-Offing! The Barnacle’s Penis To Sleep With or Not to Sleep With? Second Date With Toy Boy Deflowered Back in the Present Moment Dark Night of the Soul Power Mother Nits in the Works Nit-Infestered Power Meeting Fire! Fire! The Trouble With Summer Direction! The Trouble With Outfits Heady Glamorous Times Talitha’s Party

Part Three: Descent Into Chaos

Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day Overstuffed Lives Mini-Break or Break-Up? Is it Snow or is it Blossom? Frantic Farting Sports Day The Deep Freeze That’s What Friends Are For The Yawning Void Just the Way They Are Let’s Face the Music and Tea-Dance Getting Online KBO The Summer Concert The Horror, The Horror Mid-Match Collision Rekindling Blimey Giving In

Part Four: The Great Tree

Summer of Fun Back to School The Mighty Jungle Parents’ Evening Fifty Shades of Old The Sound of Shells Cracking A Hero Will Rise ’Tis the Season The Carol Concert The Owl The Year’s Progress

Outcome Acknowledgements Copyright