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1. Ring-ring! Hello?
2. This is Harry speaking
3. Please hold
4. Press 1 to rent an avenging hero
5. Press 2 to rent a negotiating hero
6. Press 3 to rent a humanitarian hero
7. Press 4 for our budget options
8. Or stay on the line for Hero Maintenance
9. Hero Maintenance, thank you for waiting
10. Your hero has not engaged the enemy?
11. Your hero is corrupting allies?
12. Your hero pursues frivolous goals?
13. Your hero is openly confrontational?
14. But has your hero met the local talent?
15. Sir, there is no need to yell
16. Clearly your hero is settling in
17. Who is a nasty piece of work?
18. What did you just call your hero?
19. Of course those are real skills!
20. Well, people will be impressed, anyway
21. Especially familiar faces
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