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Index
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
1. Desnudo en el Mar
2. Loving You Is Easy Because You Live Pretty Close to My Parent’s House
3. As of Now, I Am in Control Here
4. All the Right Moves
Photo: This is the sixteen-year-old me trying to look as athletic as possible in my high school hockey uniform. I feel like I really nailed it.
5. On Manliness
Photo: This is me somewhere around the age of five, being really manly without even trying. That’s my grandfather behind me. He used to make large, sharp knives for fun. Manliness runs in our family.
6. The Lord’s Work
7. Tasteful Nudes
8. Rocking Me, Rocking You, and Probably Some Other People, Too
Photo: This is thirteen-year-old me with my first electric guitar, just moments before bringing the heat at another school mass. I just realized that I have the same hairstyle now as I did then. I can’t decide whether that’s sad or not.
9. A Funny Feeling
10. Northeastern Ohio Velvet
11. Pedicab Shmedicab
12. Witness the Fitness
Photo: This is me in the hills of St. Gallen, Switzerland, going for a run for the very first time in my adult life. This is early in the run, before the tears.
13. I Kind of Remember You in the Chelsea Hotel
Photo: Room 732: My room at the Chelsea Hotel that I decorated all by myself. If you blur your eyes a little bit, it’s really not so bad.
14. The Streets Are Hell
15. Big in Japan
Photo: This is me roaming the streets of Tokyo in my spare time. I’m pretty sure that is a doctor’s office of some sort behind me. (photo credit: Dale May)
16. The Time I Went to Prison
Photo: This flyer helped convince three hundred Sing Sing inmates to come to my comedy show instead of whatever else might have been going on that night in prison. I was pumped.
17. Bunny
Photo: This is me and my mom. For some reason, I can’t remember where or when this picture was taken, but as best I can tell, we were having a really nice time.
Epilogue
Notes
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
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