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Index
Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Contents
Book 1 ventriloquism for dummies
How to Swallow a Pig
Instructions for Laughter
Colours of Bullshit
Peaches
Mangoes
Sweet and Sour Angel Wings
Secrets of Paper
Paper
The School Behind the School
Substitute Tag: An Idea for a Children’s Game
Eggshell Children
How to Visit me on My Cliff Top
Textual Difficulties
How to Catch a Deity
The Cup of Words
Ink
Book 2 From the Interstellar Library on Arcturus
The Early Education of The Num-Nums
Falling in Hate
The Arms Race of Obbagga
Beautiful Money
The Zelgs
Psanthosians
Report on The Earth-Air Addicts
The Environmental Leap Forward
Sadness of Spacemen
Book 3 Adventures of My Hand
Candles
The Retroactive Orphan
The Ancestry
My Huge Voice
Halters
In Stupid School
On The Assembly Line
At the Doctor of Flaws
Adventures of My Hand
My Therapeutic Cock
Precautionary Chandeliers
Silence is Coming
All the Sounds a Scared Man Hears
Jack the Insomniac
Portrait of the Artist
Book 4 Unstable Fables
Lives of Dah
The Unfortunate Genius and his “Winkle”
The Vanishing Brassiere
His Little Mother
Little Hurts
Textual Pleasure
Fable of a Fable
Birth of a Tree
The Misuse of Cradles
The Little Singer
A Very Leaky Faucet
The Pig Who Discovered Happiness
The Little Pig of Self-Respect
The Violent Man’s Hand
The Mad Hand
The Escaped Cock
The Man With the Nitroglycerin Tears
The Man Who Broke Out of the Letter X
The Wise Man
Points
The Man Who Thought a Woman was God
The Uncatchable Man
Poet’s Progress
Hit Songs From Heaven
Sultan of the Snowflakes
Ego-Angels
Quiet Caps
Want the Water!
Book 5 Comix
Curly’s Report
Witness Report
Witness Report II
The Stooge By-Laws
The Three Disciple STOOGES
MY Three Stooges
The Three Sexual Survivor Stooges
Bladerunner Stooges
The Immortal Stooges
Curly, Larry, and Oswald
The Presley Twins
Parallelvis Universe 2003
The New Cruise Man
The Combination Cruise Man and Woman
The Surrealist Air Force
Ordnance in Sodom
Wmds
The Execution of Malnutrition
Hating Our Children
The Starved Man
The Starved Man Goes to America
Poetry Rules Ok
People Who Love Us
Jesus and the Plus Sign
Psalm I
The Non-Violent Boxer
Interview With the Non-Violent Boxer
Book 6 Love as Though
The Kiss I Just Missed
Since You Left
Proposal
More!
Poem for a Fisherwoman, 1983
Tales of a Domestic Heart
Dot and Dash
Difficult Heaven
Sometimes There is a Way
Love as Though
Footnote
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