How to Swallow a Pig by Priest, Robert -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Page Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Acknowledgements Contents Book 1 ventriloquism for dummies

How to Swallow a Pig Instructions for Laughter Colours of Bullshit Peaches Mangoes Sweet and Sour Angel Wings Secrets of Paper Paper The School Behind the School Substitute Tag: An Idea for a Children’s Game Eggshell Children How to Visit me on My Cliff Top Textual Difficulties How to Catch a Deity The Cup of Words Ink

Book 2 From the Interstellar Library on Arcturus

The Early Education of The Num-Nums Falling in Hate The Arms Race of Obbagga Beautiful Money The Zelgs Psanthosians Report on The Earth-Air Addicts The Environmental Leap Forward Sadness of Spacemen

Book 3 Adventures of My Hand

Candles The Retroactive Orphan The Ancestry My Huge Voice Halters In Stupid School On The Assembly Line At the Doctor of Flaws Adventures of My Hand My Therapeutic Cock Precautionary Chandeliers Silence is Coming All the Sounds a Scared Man Hears Jack the Insomniac Portrait of the Artist

Book 4 Unstable Fables

Lives of Dah The Unfortunate Genius and his “Winkle” The Vanishing Brassiere His Little Mother Little Hurts Textual Pleasure Fable of a Fable Birth of a Tree The Misuse of Cradles The Little Singer A Very Leaky Faucet The Pig Who Discovered Happiness The Little Pig of Self-Respect The Violent Man’s Hand The Mad Hand The Escaped Cock The Man With the Nitroglycerin Tears The Man Who Broke Out of the Letter X The Wise Man Points The Man Who Thought a Woman was God The Uncatchable Man Poet’s Progress Hit Songs From Heaven Sultan of the Snowflakes Ego-Angels Quiet Caps Want the Water!

Book 5 Comix

Curly’s Report Witness Report Witness Report II The Stooge By-Laws The Three Disciple STOOGES MY Three Stooges The Three Sexual Survivor Stooges Bladerunner Stooges The Immortal Stooges Curly, Larry, and Oswald The Presley Twins Parallelvis Universe 2003 The New Cruise Man The Combination Cruise Man and Woman The Surrealist Air Force Ordnance in Sodom Wmds The Execution of Malnutrition Hating Our Children The Starved Man The Starved Man Goes to America Poetry Rules Ok People Who Love Us Jesus and the Plus Sign Psalm I The Non-Violent Boxer Interview With the Non-Violent Boxer

Book 6 Love as Though

The Kiss I Just Missed Since You Left Proposal More! Poem for a Fisherwoman, 1983 Tales of a Domestic Heart Dot and Dash Difficult Heaven Sometimes There is a Way Love as Though

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