Behind the Bell by Diamond, Dustin -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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INTRODUCTION PART I: THE BEGINNING G OOD M ORNING , M ISS B LISS M EET THE C AST

St. Peter The Golden Child Putting the Kapow! in Kapowski A.C. Makes the Ladies Scream The Showgirl Me, Screeching To the Power Lisa Turtle and Her Shell The Principal Taking it to The Max

PART II: HOW THE MAGIC HAPPENED—A WEEK IN THE LIFE OF SBTB

M ONDAY T UESDAY W EDNESDAY “M UST -S EE ” T HURSDAY F RIDAY : S HOWTIME W HERE THE M AGIC H APPENED

PART III: FAMOUS AS SHIT T HE M ALLS OF A MERICA I’ M G OING TO D ISNEYLAND … TO G ET L AID S CREECH IS A B ORN C OUGAR H UNTER Z ACK AND K ELLY C OZY U P TO T HE B OSS T HE S NIPER M AKING C HICKS “S CREECH !” F AMOUS P EOPLE I’ VE M ET, OR W HO’S A D OUCHE I N R EAL L IFE AND W HO’S N OT

Gary Coleman The Stars of The Tonight Show Emmanuel Lewis The Hollywood Christmas Parade with Pat Boone Billy Crystal and Danny DeVito Shaq Buddy Hackett Hanson Jaleel White Frank Zappa and MTV’s Kennedy

C APTAIN D OUCHEBAG AND THE C ONSPIRACY L AWSUIT A GAINST NBC PART IV: THE DENOUEMENT F LUNKING - T HE C OLLEGE Y EARS T HE N EW C LASS L ETS O UT H OW I M ISSED O UT ON THE S COOBY D OO M OVIE A FTER THE B ELL O N B EING A C HILD S TAR EPILOGUE A PPENDIX A: T HE S AVED BY THE B ELL D RINKING G AME A PPENDIX B: T O A LL THE C HICKS I B ANGED B EFORE A N O PEN L ETTER A PPENDIX C: A F AN’S T OP E PISODES (a very unofficial list)

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