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Index
KICK YOUR FAT
IN THE NUTS
What The Celebrities Say
Acknowledgements
Big Flippin’ Disclaimer
Please Visit the Author’s Website at:
Introduction
About The Authors
Chapter One
Hi
Slackers, Whack-Jobs, and Geniuses
Why Am I Reading A Natural Health Book Written By A Comedian?
About This Series Of Books
Take The Quiz
A New Light On Health
How Medications Work
How To Use This Book
Testing Tools You’ll Need For This Book
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Two
What’s With The Fat?
What’s Behind Body Fat?
Why Am I Getting Fat? My Friend Never Gets Fat.
Your Fat May Be Saving Your Life
Obesity & Starvation
Eat Real Food
Shut Up About The Calories Already
Fat Is The Symptom, Not The Cause
Working With A Health Coach
What To Expect
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Three
Digestion
Everything Goes Back To Digestion
How’s Your Digestion?
The Digestive Summary
Give Me Acid Or Give Me Death
Improving Your Stomach Acid
You Need Good Bile Flow
Improving Your Bile Flow
Add Digestive Enzymes
Where To Get Supplements
Supplements Review
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Four
Elimination & Digestion Gone Wild
Let’s Talk Poop
Burping, Bloating And Passing Gas
Helping Your Liver
Conquering Our Food - Food Allergies & Sensitivities
Acid Reflux, GERD, & Heartburn
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Five
Keeping Insulin Levels Low
High Insulin Levels
Charts & Food Examples
3:00 PM Carb Cutoff
What Carbs Should I Eat?
Active Carbs
Avoid Liquid Sugars
Intro To Cravings
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Six
Cravings
Correcting Cravings
Mineral Levels And Cravings
Soil And Minerals
Is There Crack In These Snack Cakes?
Low & Medium-Carb Foods
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Seven
Simple Self-Testing
The Coalition
Let’s Get To Testing...
Simple Testing Procedures
pH of Urine and Saliva
Blood Pressure
Breath Rate
Breath Hold Time
Bonus Test - Blood Glucose
Easy Peasy
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Eight
Understanding Your Biological Individuality
Intro To Imbalances
Imbalance Guide
Conclusions
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Nine
How Imbalances Cause Weight Gain
Electrolyte State
Catabolic/Anabolic States
Energy Production
Using The Coalition
Improving Imbalances
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Ten
Fat is Not Making You Fat
Fat Does Not Come From Fat
The Saturated Fat Conspiracy
Cholesterol
Coconut Oil
But It Contains So Much Fat!
Coconut Yummies
Enjoy The Fats
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Eleven
Emotional Issues & The Psycho Factor
Avoiding The Psycho Factor
Why Do Pregnant Women Gain Fat And Go Nuts?
So, Maybe I’m Not Fat Or Crazy, I’m Just Pregnant?
That Time Of The Month
Emotional Issues
Get Support
When Should I Weigh?
Low Potassium Issues
Be Patient
Calling In A Professional
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Twelve
What Else Can Help?
Starvation Mode - Don’t Skip Breakfast
Water
Avoid Soda
Lose The Artificial Sweeteners
Use Unrefined Salt (Sea Salt)
Fiber
Knowledge
Simma Down Now
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Thirteen
Conflicting Advice Everywhere:
What The $@#* Should I Eat?
What About Meat?
Vegan / Vegetarian
Organic vs. Conventional
You Mean I Can Eat That?
Major Stay Aways
You May Or May Not Need To Avoid
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Fourteen
Foods Specific To You
Diet Is Determined By Strength Of Digestion
Foods That Could Help
Contradictions From Imbalance To Imbalance
Imbalance - Electrolyte Deficiency
Imbalance - Electrolyte Excess
Imbalance - Anabolic
Imbalance - Catabolic
Imbalance - Carb Burner
Imbalance - Fat Burner
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Fifteen
Meal Planning
Weight Loss Guidelines
Avoid Boredom
Building A Meal
Planning A Day
Planning a Week
Sample Meal Plans
Meal Plans For Imbalances
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Sixteen
Supplements That Could Help
What If I Hate Taking Supplements?
Digestive Supplement Review
Fiber
Improving Imbalances Through Supplementation
Imbalance - Electrolyte Deficiency
Imbalance - Electrolyte Excess
Imbalance - Anabolic
Imbalance - Catabolic
Imbalance - Carb Burner
Imbalance - Fat Burner
Finding A Qualified Health Coach In Your Area
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Seventeen
Oh Yeah, Working Out
Nutrition According To Your Workout
Timing Is Everything
Start Anywhere
Resistance Training
Find Some Intensity
Lifting Heavy Weights
Interval Training
Sprints
Don’t Starve Yourself After A Workout
Imbalances And Working Out
Sweating
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Eighteen
A Healthy Body In An Unhealthy World
Chemicals In Tap Water
Shower Filters
Microwaves
What Am I Cooking In?
What's In My Mouth?
Smoking
Antibiotics
Flu Shots
Alkalizing Water And Water Filters
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Nineteen
Will The Diets Ever Stop?!
Why Popular Diets Don’t Work For Everyone
Low-Fat Diets
Low-Calorie Diets
Low-Carb Diets
Vegan, Vegetarian, and Meat-Free Diets
Juicing Diets
Wha’d He Say?
Chapter Twenty (The Sum Up)
Review & Make Your Plan
Now What?
Bring It All Together
Fix Digestive Issues
Correct Your Imbalances
Monitor Your Numbers
Don't Work Against Yourself
Make Your Plan
Avoid Screwing Yourself Over
Finding Supplements
Optimal Measurement Ranges
Continue To Learn
Ask F#ckin’ Tony
Hidden Chapter
Book Updates
Follow Me
My First Movie
Join The Community And Get Support
Be Excited
Final Words
Appendix A
More Digestive Explanations
Reflux, Heartburn And GERD
Crohn’s, Colitis, And IBS
Birth Control Medications
Gallbladder Removal / Gallstones / Olive Oil-Lemon Drink
Appendix B
Intermediate Testing Procedures
Resting to Standing - Blood Pressure Test
Dermographic Line
Gag Reflex
Pupil Size
11-Parameter Urine Dipstick
Bonus Test - Hemochromatosis
Learn More
Sorting Out The Data
Imbalance Guide Content
Okay, I Can Add Check Marks... Now What?
Conclusions
Appendix C
Imbalances
Electrolyte State
Catabolic/Anabolic States
Energy Production
Autonomic Nervous System
pH Balance - Acid/Alkaline Imbalances
Alkalizing Water And Water Filters
Appendix D
Those Who Paved the Way
Dr. Carey Reams
Dr. Emanuel Revici
Thomas Riddick
Dr. Melvin Page
Recommended Reading
More About Tony
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